Mike Porter @LeashedPopular

Always endeavor to mitigate the killer psychopath in your midst, toot sweet. Any failure in this regard of a significantly meaningful measure or timeliness and you wind up just about where we are now. The die has been cast, as they say. I fear this race is going to be close.

You don't understand, they said. Blaming the guy who shows up late in the day misses the folks who have been inciting riots for decades before turning their well-honed craft on their unsuspecting benefactors. Thank your lucky stars they've been losing their quiet touch, lately.

If you find lawyers at your door, perhaps reconsider that rising sea nonsense. It may actually be happening. After all, land sharks are a myth created by SNL out of whole cloth back when there was television... and foam. Something is giving them devils purchase on my lawn.

Am I hearing that right? Candice Owens has so rattled Brigitte Macrons' cage that she's now threating to send out dick picks? Ok. Add one more thing to the pile of things that are Trumps' fault. That democracy stealing thing is way more complicated than I ever imagined.

I seen one fella on that internet doohickey making claim that the current keepers of that "Colossus: The Forbin Project" flick seem impelled to tuck it away fearing exclusion from those swanky affairs with the tech bros. Not long ago that would be cuckoo... now? Curious, that.

Scott Adams just doesn't seem to pull off that Bond villain with a cat in the lap image. The cat seems nice. So does Scott. No movie tension. I must be looking at the wrong screen.

In youth one sees the future across an impossibly wide chasm. That day will never come. Then thirty years later a glance back submits evidence of only a crack in the sidewalk. I request a mistrial, Your Honor.

Quoteth the Emoji: It is always nearly the future, and the past is always behind us. The present is all we actually have; love it or leave it, as they say. And therein lies the conundrum, the sunken ship in the bay. It could serve as a ready redoubt, or an obstruction in the way.

Chalk eating philosophers in physicist clothing may not be the death of humanity, but if they’re eating up the remaining supply of Fulltouch, well, we need to have a learned conversation.

Stephen Miller mentioned removing illegals from the census, thus bringing representation in line with the actual electorate. Knowing Democrats through the ages, would it not be ironic if we wound up with a three fifths compromise on this issue?

UK Fun Police. What is that? Goddamned scolds? Give me instead the even tempered cop with a sense of humor who pulls me over and issues me a ticket for driving like a dumbass, then sends me on my way with the feeling that the encounter went rather well, all things considered.

It would appear that the ACLU is proposing that 'future persons' be granted equal protection under the law. Wonder if they ran that past Planned Parenthood first? It would seem not.

Optics, my friend.

Scott Adams surmised that training on synthetic data is tantamount to imagination, then extrapolated possible bad outcomes as concerns that path. Imagination being the nexus of all possible things, good or bad, would not aligned AI consider such things as mere considerations?

Pardon me for saying so, but Steven Miller is just about the biggest prick to walk the face of this earth in the twenty first century. Dude would be slayin' dragons in his underwear armored in nothing but resolve, ornery wit and panache. Good thing they make him wear a suit.

Was wandering through a random kitchen on the internet and happened upon this odd pattern of shells on a cutting board... whatever could it mean?

I don't give a rat's ass what arbitrary time we choose for the sun to rise or set. Just snatch the keys from those self-appointed Chronos psychopaths who insist upon jerking it around willy-nilly. Get on with it already. Gads.

The Democratic party keeps hunting about for a solution to their problem... I dunno folks - perhaps just hang yourselves with a lamp cord? The Whigs died a somewhat dignified death somewhere in the 1840's ? What do I know?

If the US pulls out of NATO and the UN - funding and all - then they will eventually dissolve... with two cats in the yard, life use to be so hard. Now everything is easier without you.

'Twould be quite ironic if that Obama fast and furious programme were revived, but with the pipeline directed instead toward the citizens of England, Europe and Australia. Then let's see how these ruling cunts abuse their subjects when they're able to properly defend themselves.