Wanjiku ngige @Lellah15

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Last year, my daughter got cut from her 7th grade volleyball team. She made the first cut, and thought she had a good chance. But on the second and final cut, they called her name, and she put her head down and walked out to the car where her mom and I were waiting. She opened…

Your rent is due … this is probably the best pick up line 😂.. you had me in that first half 🌚

@__Wesh_ Etii?

@jos_swae na hii baridi ata ukifungua mdomo minyoo zinakufa na pneumonia 😂... i kent😌😌😅

Mental health is real. Depression is real. Suicide is real. Always check up on the people you love.

Listen to STREETS! youtu.be/kGzpWuNTRaY #Haiya #CBeyond #NowPlaying

It was time time to rebuild myself, nikawacha pombe, nikaachana na wasichana, lakini vela ni dawa haingewachika😭. I even came up with a plan to get back on my feet. I had objectives and everything 😂. Cabron had abandoned his old ways, I was a changed man, a serious man 😂.

There was this time maisha ya juja ilikua imenitwanga ajab, gas imeisha,token inalia, shopping imebaki majani chai na chumvi😭.Nascroll contacts from A-Z, hakuna mtu anaeza niokolea, so I did what every kenyan does in that situation, nikafuta namba zote,I was done with fake frnds

I can tell you for sure, not even men themselves know what they want😂. Ask one and he and he will boldly start mentioning, companionship, humility, respect, friendship... Which is just PR, very few of us actually give a shit about those things, we just say them to look serious.

@tonnie_wa_juja Church girls nayo inakuwanga tricky😂😂. I had one,pudesh tight as a mf lakini hata wakati wa sekete,anaspread miguu kama pliers😂😂. Alisema ikispread more than that itaharibu sijui dancing style gani ya choir🤨,I gave up,back to the streets.😂🥴 True, men's wants are seasonal😉

My advice to men, get a girl for each character you desire😂, mmoja wa kupeleka nyumbani, mwingine wa sekete, mwingie wa kukata maji, all departments should have a representative 😂, because there no ideal woman for a man. Seriously though, what should we do? Tell us😐... ✒

Can you blame me though😂? That's every nigga's life. We want a good girl for family, but a bad girl in the bedroom, which is impossible to get😂. We want a church girl who isn't too much into church, she should also be ratchet but not too ratchet😂, I know macabron mnanielewa😂.

Vile tu nilitoka kwa mlango ya huyo dem nilipatana na Briggite akitoka kubuy breakfast, macho tu, ata hakuongea, my goose was cooked, but honestly I didn't give a shit😂.So hio mapenzi iliishia hapo, I had smashed a girl without even asking her name, I still don't know her name😂

So nikaaccept nilikua nimebackslide, but it was with good reasons, I needed good sex😩. I realized that I had been trying to be something that I wasn't, once a Cabron, always a Cabron. Asubuhi nikaamua nitachomoka hio ploti teke, nisipatane na Briggite, shetani naye ni nani😨..

After nimepiga mechi it was late so I decided to spend. The entire night I was thinking about what just happened. Wondering why Brigitte didn't have such skills, angekua complete package,ama mbona huyo dem wa skills hakua good girl? You can't have it all, it's the sad reality 😭.

Cabron was reborn, the very thing I had been missing was right in my presence, I was smiling like cheshire cat😊. Dem kumgeuza backshots, alinisetia ile demonic arch, the one that leaves no inch unused 🍆😭, no complaints, she actually was throwing it back at me😭, imagine that.

Kuangalia juu ya nyondos, dem alikua na ile tattoo ya fence, ile inakaa fence ya boobs, she was from the streets😂. From the onset vile alikalia Ducati, akaenda up and down once, I could tell she was an experienced moron. Vigorous riding with clapping buttcheeks🍑💦😭..

Dem akanidandia, she was rede😂, kidogo aizamishe bila jacket😨, akakutana na trust hizo maeneo,akanivalisha,kick off🍆. Huyo dem alikua na haga biggy kuliko ya Brigitte, tena ilikua majimaji, hata kama ilikua inakaa maganda ya ndimu, haikua smooth, but it would do for the day😂.

Vile zangu zilishika nikamshow vile nimemiss kugwara vizuri😩,body language yake ikasema "say no more" 😂.Haraka upesi dem akanishukisha trouser,puliza firimbi,an experience that I only had like 5 months prior to that day.I let go of the new me bullshit,Cabron back to his element