Say What? @Lessons_Learnt_
Stumbling through the human experience. Random lessons, insights and alien speak. Especially around dating ... Sydney Joined June 2018-
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Ladies, make sure you end up with partner and not a project. Looks and words can be deceptive #relationships #trustyourself #singlelife #itsajungleoutthere #bekind #nothingventurednothinggained
Biggest lesson: Love is not enough. Just love alone does not make a relationship #justbefriends #loveisnotenough #takestwotohavearelationship #betteroffasfriends #singlelife #dating #onefineday
Cave man: ‘oh I just don’t understand women. Can’t be trusted. One minute they want to buy me a drink and then they disappear. F”ck that’. Me: ‘Maybe they all needed to go and wash their hair. It happens you know’ #seriouslywtf #boofhead #giveitupchamp #singlelife #FML #dating
‘Hormones may have gotten you together but it doesn’t keep you together’ Ladies, heed to this message! It will save you weeks and months of unnecessary heartache #toptip #ladieslistenup #singles #dating #datingadvice #controlyourself #knowthedifferencebetweenloveandlust #moveon
Things must be getting dire when Mr Octopus is starting to look appealing 🤦🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️ #breathe #manymrwrongsbeforemrright #fml #single #dating #singlelife #onefineday #itcanonlygetbetter #makebetterchoices #stopbeforeproceeding
Sorry for the delay but date with Mr Octopus last Friday had me bewildered. Besides his roaming tentacles, in the middle of a fancy dinner, he declares righteously and desperately, ‘I need sex!’ 😳#dating #datinghorrors #FML #itsajungleoutthere #somethingsgottagive
Call me old fashion but I don’t understand men who have cats as a pet.. Subconsciously, are they trying to tell me they are pussys? #notsexy #ailurophobia #wantamanman #nopussys #dating #singlelife #single #womanwantman #definitelynotpc #sorrynotsorry #youdoyou #itiswhatitis
Is making a list and checking it twice, who and what to avoid when beer goggles are on.. #regrets #dating #datingadvice #datingstories #singlelife #FML #walkofshame #letitgo #whatthehell #relapse #beergoggles #dontdrink #hormonesoutofcontrol #movealong
The moment you realise you weren’t really into him but behaved like a psycho bitch anyway 😳🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ #fuckyouhormones #psychobitch #dating #datingadvice #FML #justnotintoyou #calmyourfarm #womensexperience #itsmenotyou #getagrip #loveversuslust #saywhat
NTS: don’t discuss about online dating experiences with other potentials..’What a Joke! The guy turned out to be much older than his pics’... hello, are you still there? 😳🙄😉 😂🤣#dating #onlinedating #jungleoutthere #singleslife #doublestandards #keepingitreal #datingtips
Probably not the best idea to be swiping right when current location is in the town of Hard Knocks 😳😱 #sorrynotsorry #itiswhatitis #getmeoutofhere #FML #jungleoutthere #dating #onlinedating #datingtips #boundaries #tinder #swipeleft
Be bold,ask before agreeing on date, ‘So how tall are you?’.. let me save you from the awkward moment when your looking down and he’s grinning ear to ear because he is perfectly positioned for feeding time. #itsnotlikeimaskingfortheirpenissize #awkward #dating #datingTips #FML
Note to Self: When someone tells you they have a 'temporary' medical condition and can only have one drink, get them to define temporary before agreeing on date #temporaryainttemporary #dating #FML #saywhat #seriously #jungleoutthere #youkidding #english2ndlanguage
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