Moab Lester @LesterMoab

OOF! With a Maxfli?? Do you let your wife peg you or what? Hate to break it to you but the hole in one doesn’t count. #balls

Andrew Miller @millerak42

2 weeks ago

OOF! With a Maxfli?? Do you let your wife peg you or what? Hate to break it to you but the hole in one doesn’t count. #balls

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2 peas in a pod! Was thinking the same thing last night! If you have a massive clit just admit it! I think the NFL should make guys who wear pussy caps on the field go helmet less one game a year to counterbalance the CTE saver. #letthekidsplay

Mikey “The Kid” LaTouras @MLatouras

2 weeks ago

2 peas in a pod! Was thinking the same thing last night! If you have a massive clit just admit it! I think the NFL should make guys who wear pussy caps on the field go helmet less one game a year to counterbalance the CTE saver. #letthekidsplay

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The left is lost! #Faithoverfear

Red.Wave.Report @RedWaveReport2

2 weeks ago

The left is lost! #Faithoverfear

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Watching this Friday night football game, why won’t these boys reach the ball across the yellow line? It’s clearly on the screen and they give no effort to reach across for the first down. Them ‘BOYS’ need to get some first downs for my fantasy team. #theyalllookliketyson

Watched the Texas game yesterday. Arch manning looked worse than Joe Biden giving a press conference. @BillPhucker63 maybe you should send your daughter down to Austin to top him up and get him right! And while she’s down here let me get some action too! #letarchcook

Was playing golf with a Korean fella today. Every hole he would tell me he couldn’t find a bar? Told him a couple good spots around the area with cheap beer! Hope to see him there!

I have been thinking a lot about WNBA 2K recently. Who knew they would make a collab with 20th Century Animation, Ice Age? My kids favorite character being on the cover is such a treat! Sid the Sloth is finally getting the recognition he deserves! #brickcity #mebounds

Well that didn’t last very long. Let’s hope the boys make it past day one! #notsoequalfights

Started a new challenge today! Drive like your wife challenge! See how long it takes you to crash while driving like your wife! Today is day 1, let’s see how long this lasts! #femalefenderbender

After living for 45 plus years, I still don’t know my end goal in life. But man do I love a good rack! #GodBlessAmerica

Doing time for no crime! New petition offer, whites shouldn’t go to jail! Can’t wait to buy a few rounds for my boy Al. After that we might run a train on @MLatouras wife. #LANK

Big Al @koholic_al88703

5 months ago

Doing time for no crime! New petition offer, whites shouldn’t go to jail! Can’t wait to buy a few rounds for my boy Al. After that we might run a train on @MLatouras wife. #LANK

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Try growing the fuck up! Playing with the boys should be fun, instead you sound like a 40 year old wife griping about nothing. How about instead of being a bitch and yelling about a “drop”, go to the range and fix your swing. I know that shit is absolute garbage! #getalife

NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF

5 months ago

Try growing the fuck up! Playing with the boys should be fun, instead you sound like a 40 year old wife griping about nothing. How about instead of being a bitch and yelling about a “drop”, go to the range and fix your swing. I know that shit is absolute garbage! #getalife

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Watching UFC has been giving me flashbacks to the early days of my marriage. Man I wish I had a Time Machine. Instead I’ll just have myself a night! Time to get crossed and crank my hog! #womensdaywho

“Yo this pic is tough” type of mother fucker. #gay

Billy “The Rocket” Jenkins @CoachBillyJenk

7 months ago

“Yo this pic is tough” type of mother fucker. #gay

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You join and I’m in! Let’s go visit Tennessee so I can bang your daughter! #boystrip

Bill “The Thrill” Phucker @BillPhucker63

7 months ago

You join and I’m in! Let’s go visit Tennessee so I can bang your daughter! #boystrip

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Sounds like someone I know! @CoachBillyJenk is a straight shooter! Looking like Lee Harvey Oswald out here. Next time let’s try and keep it in the pants though! #daddysmoney

Jackson “Real Naysayer” Mêhov @JacksonMehov

7 months ago

Sounds like someone I know! @CoachBillyJenk is a straight shooter! Looking like Lee Harvey Oswald out here. Next time let’s try and keep it in the pants though! #daddysmoney

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The ole cum dumpster tried to ball and chain me yesterday, saying I’m “not allowed to sleep around anymore.” So I took my talents to this cool app called Hinge! Came on here to ask if anyone knows where the weight option is? Can’t seem to find it. @BillPhucker63 found ur daughter…

Looks like a typical night at the LaTouras house hold! @MLatouras gets less play than @JacksonMehov , and that’s sayin something!

AB @AB84

7 months ago

Looks like a typical night at the LaTouras house hold! @MLatouras gets less play than @JacksonMehov , and that’s sayin something!

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This style bender won’t finish itself! Someone hit my pager with the coordinates! #rizz

Bill “The Thrill” Phucker @BillPhucker63

7 months ago

This style bender won’t finish itself! Someone hit my pager with the coordinates! #rizz

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Since it was Valentine’s Day, I decided to get the slurp monster some flowers! Her ungrateful ass threw them away and asked for “something more expensive.” So I decided to get her (myself) an escort! Since she wasn’t going to give me some top cheddar, I decided to take matters…