Lex the Perplexed @LexThePerplexed
jw. blogger. mama. wife. coffee addict. snarktastic confusion. lex.home.blog dela-WHERE? Joined October 2014-
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Hi! 👋🏽 I’m back! (Nursing school has been... okay, well, fun.) I just wanted to share my friend’s FB page cuz he makes lovely music, and I think you should check it out 👍🏽 facebook.com/story.php?stor…
“I like simple things. Elastic waists, so I can eat.” - Barbra Streisand #simpleasures #narwhals #iwearnarwhalsnow #narwhalsarecool facebook.com/mrsuncouth/vid…
Hahaha this is fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine, it’s fine. #studentmomproblems #nursingstudentproblems #plshelp #laughatmypain #mommemes #noreally #sendhelp
The truth about Facebook: - We are all stalkers. If I haven't liked one of your pictures from 1982, we aren't... fb.me/6CQ6OQFe2
An incredibly powerful read. The best kinda writing is honest writing. The kind that makes you think, makes you... fb.me/6z3NvEjUS
You're welcome. fb.me/7xWDGhHHT
Me too. Don't you? fb.me/3HTk2aiuZ
I know thas right. fb.me/76lGzmLFF
Well played, Food Lion. Well played. fb.me/7xrmH4ZtX
Parenthood in a nutshell. fb.me/7aQnjKrh7
Even before I was Mrs. Uncouth... fb.me/7rRb3Ti6M
I say this all the time. fb.me/3L8ZJVNE0
Heh. Got them good genes from my mama. fb.me/42YJus93a
Well this is true. fb.me/1Ss6h12ST
Because sometimes you have to focus on what's REALLY important. Like filling (and then un-filling) this. fb.me/6v0da5hfd
On Delmarva, you're either RoFo or Wawa. But we all know who is the real winner. fb.me/3JmseJgsk
Sitting in on my daughter's computer lab class... Teacher: "What does the spacebar do?" Girl: "Umm... It makes... fb.me/2OH06l1JW
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