Life Tweets @LifeeeTweets
Lost? Follow me! I post funny tweets. DM me ideas and i'll tweet them. Joined July 2012-
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Waiting for the text you know you'll never get <
The funny thing is, I thought you actually cared.
When your sad, just remember.. Your the sperm that won the race
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
Dear Internet Users, Someday u will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Because of you I let guys go before they can actually get close to me.
First Day of School: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks. Middle of March: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.
Reading old messages and remembering how it used to be.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
Starting to give a fuck, and its gone.
Shout out to the people thinking there boyfriend/girlfriend are loyal because every time you check there phone it says "0 inbox, 0 sent"
You know your ugly if you have your tits hangin out in a picture and still get no likes
BIGGEST LIE EVER; "I won't laugh! I promise"
If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
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