Abe @LikeAndBlock
Joined February 2015-
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good lord lol
Someone please tie down Hakeem Jeffries hands when he's speaking
I love watching games on peacock because I miss analog cable tv quality
He looks great!
Pregnant women everywhere need acetaminophen from listening to Kennedy trying to make this announcement
The Biden admin was so fucking stupid for creating this situation.
The Biden admin was so fucking stupid for creating this situation.
Final: Indiana 63, Illinois 10
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
Give me $500,000...uh...for Charlie
Give me $500,000...uh...for Charlie
Do not lick your finger and hand a paper to me
My new least favorite people on tiktok are dads making dramatic posts depicting themselves as heroes because they're assholes towards their kids about youth sports
With lightning in the area, the game has been suspended.
With lightning in the area, the game has been suspended.
JJ McCarthy, quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, among the list of captains for the 2025 season.
JJ McCarthy, quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, among the list of captains for the 2025 season.
In case you couldn't just read the vikings post, Schefter has repeated it
In case you couldn't just read the vikings post, Schefter has repeated it
60% of Americans are completely delusional
60% of Americans are completely delusional

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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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Jay (GBI) @GreatBigIdiot
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Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
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Charlie Potatoes Offi... @TepidButterASMR
4K Followers 904 Following host of TepidButterTonight parody/satire legally binding!
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 1K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
Dr. Nifkin @drnifkin_OB
1K Followers 921 Following yes it’s me, your favorite obstetrician. delivering babies or performing abortions but rarely both together.
Jay (GBI) @GreatBigIdiot
7K Followers 283 Following Sports bettor/writer/talker. ex-bulbous manchild. UAlbany/Knicks/Giants/City. Adventure is out there. Will always light the way. All you have to do is let me in
so many bad tweets™... @somanybadtweets
533 Followers 560 Following Birch Beer & Scrapple evangelist; President of Rolled Shirt Sleeves Twitter
The Jorts are in your... @MisterHugePenis
232 Followers 150 Following I am only as real as you let me be
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
34K Followers 2K Following I teach kids, farm hot peppers and I have perfect politics. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast 🇵🇸
Jawn @ItMeJawn
241 Followers 330 Following follow me for basketball, racing, AFL footy, soccer, golf, lefty politics, and shitposting
Mr. Yeast @Lonnie_Hansens
146 Followers 144 Following
Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
1K Followers 1K Following Now accepting callers for this pendant keychain.
washed indie dad @HGTVontheRadio
863 Followers 476 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this
Brad @ThisKindaBrad
376 Followers 351 Following Fun fact: once appeared in a documentary about Albania
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More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS
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Got CTE from playing ... @doulbedoink
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