Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

I'm so dope Texas Joined February 2009

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

a day ago

on the phone with oomfirl and she asks her gf “babe is this a special rock or a rock we can throwaway?” said rock:

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2 days ago

sequel to one night only coming 🙂‍↕️

Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor

3 days ago

There’s been a ton of filming in my neighborhood, which was getting pretty annoying until I found out they’re filming something called Sex Criminals, which is about a couple who discovers they can stop time when they have sex and use this power to rob banks

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3 days ago

dentist & her assistant were talking so much and i wanted to join so bad 😭 they were gossiping about the new residents, one of them had asked for a “senior” assistant and the dentist was like “oh, are they young?” and her assistant just goes, “no 👀”

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3 days ago

u kno what’s casually insane technology? the x-ray guns dentists use

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Pop Base @PopBase

4 days ago

The US will host the first Women's Club World Cup in 2028, FIFA announced today. The host cities have not yet been released.

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4 days ago

just got back from getting iced coffee and realized i left the stove on from breakfast earlier 🙂

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

4 days ago

i smoked pot with johnny hopkins

Jay @jaybronious

5 days ago

This is so insane lol #elizabethholmes

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

4 days ago

@hotglassofskank need to know the thought processing behind this 💀

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

4 days ago

@teeenvogueparty i’m at home all day? 😂

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

have plans w my buddies every night this week

James Lynch @jameslynch32

5 days ago

Wow, Friday night has become just another weeknight in terms of socialization.

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chavua lipa @balkanchav

5 days ago

Did absolutely nothing at work today

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

josh allen is on a bye and my backup is Dak in philly 😭

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

@sylviaa_20 i’ll @ u next time 😤

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

6 days ago

when [redacted] first appeared in YCSE oomfirl tapped me on the shoulder and whispered “who is that?” 💀

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Mia Agraviador @MiaAgraviador

5 days ago

I gotchu

laura @melaudrama

6 days ago

girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

@teeenvogueparty there’s other food, like a lot of other food 😦

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

the other day after i reversed into a parking spot the man behind me stopped and gave me a thumbs up and then also did one of these 🫶🏼 before driving by

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Mayor of Simp City @LittleTXMonster

5 days ago

someone was recently described to me as being a “lesbian coded straight woman” and then an example for that was that she watches a lot of RPDR and like…that’s literally a gay man/straight/bi woman show - idek one lesbian who watches that