🦎Lizardmann81🦎 @LizardmanTony

I'm a dude and I am 28 years of oldness. iwillfeastuponyourchildren.co.uk In your skull Joined January 2014

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Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale

3 weeks ago

Please somebody make Dobby punching Dumbledore like Raiden punching Senator Armstrong but each punch only adding +1 points to Gryffindor set to "It has to be this way"

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Duolingo @duolingo

4 weeks ago

WUMPUS DON’T CHECK THE QUOTES

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yuki🏳️‍⚧️ @yurkkiie

4 weeks ago

if you find it gay to eat ice cream im gonna assume youre gay

i like food @messedupfoods

4 weeks ago

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The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June) —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June) —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June) —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

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T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo

3 months ago

Americans protesting against the merging of the US military with a tiny putrid fake state. Had to go on tiktok to see this. Not on ANY mainstream media. #Israel #trump

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teha swag swag @TeaTimeWithTeha

3 months ago

American police genuinely just want to go around assaulting and even killing the people they claim to serve and protect

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

3 months ago

Arizona police violently tackled a woman onto a metal bicycle after she watched them from a public sidewalk 👀

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ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L

5 months ago

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public Cannibalism, Rape, Murder, Pedophilia, Not a single arrest, Not a single investigation Z.E.R.O

Sevyn🍂 @sevynxox

7 months ago

< hit me with the harshest reality truth >

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🇺🇲 President Birb 🇺🇲 @President_Birb1

5 months ago

Me checking on the boi's:

ToonHive @ToonHive

5 months ago

Today officially marks the start of Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month.

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Ky @_k_pn

5 months ago

Reminder Donald Trump is the only US President with a mugshot

TMZ @TMZ

5 months ago

President Trump Posts Barack Obama's A.I. Mugshot on Truth Social bit.ly/4dL3xgC

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Mia Skylar @MiaSkylar

5 months ago

Políticos homófobos cuando ven pene:

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

5 months ago

The arapaima is a massive, fast-feeding fish that can swallow its prey in seconds.

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𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn

5 months ago

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

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Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola

5 months ago

White nationalists are violent, and pose a security threat.

Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene

5 months ago

“If I lived in Texas, these mosques, they don’t need your approval. Burn ‘em to the f***ing ground” Jake Lang said in Texas on Tuesday during a Frisco City Council meeting

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Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy

5 months ago

“WE NEED TO LET THEM DO INSIDER TRADING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.” Congress makes $174k. Median income is about $63k. Minimum wage is $7.25. If your “public servant” needs Wall Street crime to survive, that’s not a government, that’s a cartel. Welcome to neo-feudalism. You’re the peasant, they’re the aristocracy.

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ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L

5 months ago

This woman raised two of the worst fucking boys on this earth. Fuck her.

Happy Punch @HappyPunch

2 years ago

Jake Paul’s mom said she’s gonna kill “f*cking little bitch” Mike Tyson for slapping him 😭

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Micah Erfan @micah_erfan

5 months ago

Hot Take: Presidents should be subjected to the same criminal laws as the rest of us.

Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver

5 months ago

🚨 NEW: Senate Democrats put forward a bill that allows presidents to be prosecuted while in office.

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union person @CantEverDie

6 months ago

it’s genuinely such a good thing that supporting israel is a death sentence in politics now

Popstonox @Popstonox

6 months ago

Ala Stanford, PA-03 candidate, has dropped out of all debates and candidate forums since @DropSiteNews revealed she received $500,000 in AIPAC funding She has locked her replies on Instagram and Twitter

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Deb @DontCallMeDebby

6 months ago

Promise me you haven’t forgotten…

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

6 months ago

Weird, because Spirit Airlines blamed it on rising fuel costs because of Trump’s war in Iran.

New York Post @nypost

6 months ago

DOT Secretary Duffy blames Biden admin, Pete Buttigieg for Spirit Airlines’ failure trib.al/ZLEz3Kh

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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant

6 months ago

The cannibals are poisoning your water and your food and the air your children breathe. Your grandchildren will not live as long as you. This is a crime against the future of human life.

FactPost @factpostnews

6 months ago

Trump's EPA has added six chemical, fertilizer, and oil execs to its new Science Advisory Board: — Shawn Gannon, Chemours (maker of forever chemicals) — Gary Minsavage, ExxonMobil — Matthew LeBaron, Dow Chemical (sued by Texas this year for pollution) — Jessica LaRocca, Corteva

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Michael @TheMG3D

6 months ago

Sam Altman is currently poisoning communities with his AI data centers btw

Pubity @pubity

6 months ago

The man who threw a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's house had a manifesto, claiming he targeted him to save humanity from "impending extinction" because of AI.