CARB 🇾🇪🇺🇦🇯🇴 @Local_Pastor
Director of bits and goofs calebvanderhill.blogspot.com Kalamazoo, MI Joined February 2013-
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I had a big night. I learned that meringue is NOT spelled merrang
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How come we don’t pronounce “Paul” like “Raul”? I mean… I know why, but it seems like a missed opportunity
Every cemetery is a pet cemetery if you’re sneaky enough
Dentist appointment in an hour … time to start brushing my teeth
We don’t have wildfires … we have other people’s wildfires
As much as a love staying up all night for 2 weeks straight can we just have cake for America’s birthday instead of fireworks?…
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LOLLLL this has made my fucking day
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Sky Sports are happy to ignore anything football related before 1992 which is a constant bugbear of mine especially the narrative of ‘premier league records’ They can bang on about Shearer, Aguero and Henry as much as they like Ian Rush outscored all of them with 346 goals
My 20yo coworker came in with Taco Bell the other day and I told him he’s “thinking outside the bun” He didn’t know what I mean… I think I might die Yo quiero my mind? #livemas
More money = more problems Less money = also more problems
Guys, help! I left home for a few days and a raccoon broke in and loaded the dishwasher!
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if jesus told the good samaritan story today it would be called the good illegal immigrant
Has anyone tried unplugging America and plugging it back in?
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Regretting your vote for the #ConvictedFelonDonaldTrump ? @davidcross #DemsUnited #DemVoice1
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Just saw a bird with a worm at 2pm.. so I guess there’s plenty of worms out here for us late birds
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