Lockiebaws @Lockiebaws
We all go a little mad sometimes Bonnie Scotland Joined March 2009-
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Pretty sure if you look up c&nt in the dictionary, the definition is just a photo of Thomas Skinner 😒
I take it Hermes were giving away that tan Birkin seeing as every second influencer on insta has miraculously secured one as a surprise right out of the blue
I've moved out of my Birkenstocks into my Uggs. I do declare it is autumn.
Well done seat 4 for NOT going low
Jeezus I just find Philippa Perry's advice/opinions to be complete bullshit 99% of the time #thismorning
Why the FUCK was all my data usage going through my fkn samsung watch esim that I NEVER wear..... the fudge happened there
Gregg Wallace needs to fkn sit doon. Gregg Wallace: Former MasterChef presenter launches legal action against BBC - BBC News share.google/ym6dF6jJ9Fqww7…
Watching #GBBO series 4. That fkn Ruby was a tortuous watch, eh? Cup half fkn empty
Why has O2 gone mad today texting and emailing me to tell me all our family phones have used 80% of their data?? I for example have used none. WTF??

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