Toast King @LogicalRobot

skepticism, cycling, beer, being an emotionless automaton. Oklahoma, USA Joined January 2012

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

3 years ago

Congratulations to The Kansas City Football Team

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

4 years ago

maybe Mark Zuckerberg finally figured out who's hot and who's not

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The Onion @TheOnion

4 years ago

Depressed Police Officer Reminds Self That Chauvin Verdict Not Representative Of System At Large bit.ly/3tDIzb0

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

Scrubs are just tactical pajamas

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5 years ago

Oh God it's #NationalPizzaDay The QAnon and Pizzagate idiots are gonna have a field day

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway3d

5 years ago

The way free speech works in a free country is that a publisher like @simonschuster gets to decide for itself who and what it wants to publish —and who and what it doesn't want to publish. If it doesn't want to publish lies from a scumbag, for example, that's its prerogative.

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO

5 years ago

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

5 years ago

guns drawn in the house chamber and Confederate flags in the hallway Exactly the series finale to the Trump presidency as I thought

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cognitive dissonance @dissonance_pod

5 years ago

I guess this aged poorly huh?

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

I guess this aged poorly huh?

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

Aladdin 3: 1984 was not good. #WonderWoman1984 #aladdin

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

In The Sound of Music a teenager hails Hitler to distract from the fact that he likes a girl.

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5 years ago

The Sound of Music is a story about the first Montessori school

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5 years ago

The Sound of Music: Possibly the only G rated Nazi Movie

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

The Sound of Music = Footloose + Nazis

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

The Sound of Music: AKA Manic Pixie Dream Nun

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

5 years ago

Trump just pardoned the bees from My Girl

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

Both literally and figuratively

Scientific American @sciam

5 years ago

Both literally and figuratively

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Toast King @LogicalRobot

5 years ago

What actually happened: there were 55 early ballots incorrectly set aside before election day and not counted. 44 were valid (the others weren't for various reasons). And they decided what to do with them before they opened them and saw who they favored. What's the problem?