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So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
I don’t know who needs to hear this - Canada isn’t broken. Don’t let the man (Pierre Poillievre) who wants to break it convince you otherwise.
Premier Doug Ford says at a fireside chat that he believes government spends too much. "Government doesn't have an income problem, governments have a spending problem," he says. Ford has the most expensive office, largest cabinet and biggest budget in provincial history.
A reminder that this is *exactly* the strategy of Pierre Poilievre -- lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie and lie some more until people believe it and blame the Liberals. It is precisely the same playbook.
A reminder that this is *exactly* the strategy of Pierre Poilievre -- lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie and lie some more until people believe it and blame the Liberals. It is precisely the same playbook.
When you're filmed engaging in contempt of court...
When you're filmed engaging in contempt of court...
Ontario NDP Leader Marit Stiles asks Premier Doug Ford what it will take for him to allow access to the call logs on his personal cell phone. The premier does not respond. His parliamentary assistant says the government is "committed to its obligations" under FOI laws. In…
Canadians are mostly terrified & dreading a Trump victory but they’ll vote for Con premiers & potentially Poilievre as PM? As much as I can’t stand Trump, I can’t stand Poilievre even more. Trump = Poilievre Republicans = Canadian Conservatives Same crap, different countries.
Canadians that wear MAGA hats are just the stupidest people alive. All you do is look like an asshole.
It's the Canadians and Mexicans I feel sorry for - they don't get any say on whether the neighbours' place goes back to being a meth lab...
BREAKING: The Estate of Arnold Palmer released a statement: ‘Arnold Palmer was a proud American of great talent and endowment in many areas. The girth of his legacy extendze well beyond golfing. But as a life-long Democrat, we are sure he would support Harris for President.’
I think you spelled racist residential school denier wrong.
I think you spelled racist residential school denier wrong.
Maybe stop murdering Canadians on Canadian soil then. Just spitballing here. And why is CTV promoting this guy's opinions? Holy fuck. #cdnmediafailed
Maybe stop murdering Canadians on Canadian soil then. Just spitballing here. And why is CTV promoting this guy's opinions? Holy fuck. #cdnmediafailed
Oh boy it triggers so many men on here when we say “you don’t have to tell your husband who you voted for” and that says everything. That’s literally why we are shouting this message from the rooftops.
Handing out money to keep people quiet and complacent when you've wronged them is something we expect from the mafia not our political leaders. It's so sleazy! Doug Ford, keep the $3.2 Billion and invest it in public services. You #CantBuyMyVote. #onpoli #onted #cdnpoli

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