Lord Flashheart @LordFlashh
Ultimate Supreme Mega Sex God. Flash by name, Flash by nature. Joined July 2010-
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Corrr what a Smeggin Fridge! WOOF WOOF! bit.ly/RDkAqk @bobbyllew @DannyJohnJules @DougRDNaylor #TeamSmeg
@mathtimms All my entrances into anywhere and any lady are grand. WOOF WOOF!
@livetwatthebat Ace Rimmer has neither the looks or JUICE to rival me. WOOF WOOF!
@greig_hutchison Don't I know it. WOOF WOOF
@carolinejane @oliverchris There is only ONE FLASH. ONE ME!
@dan_hosker @DuckOutOfH2O What is pmsl?
COOOOOR Blimey, who's that sexy tiger in the mirror? IT'S ME. FLASH! AHAHAHAHA!
Surely #SlammyAwards isn't a proper event, because I'm not in it. They're all too embarassed to call me, what with THIS package! WOOF WOOF!
General Grinch is up, poor bloke has to sleep next door listening to me and the lady howling all night RT @MelchettGeneral BAAAAAAHUMBUG.
Looks so sharp avert your gazes Think your beard is so flash? YOU CANNOT HANDLE THIS TASH.
Just wanted to ask if any of the ladies from last night took my favourite paddle. You can keep the others but the one from Queenie, I need.
@MadhatterAPH @neelasormcgill Have we met?
Just Asking @dontellhimpike
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West Stand13 𓅪 @WStand13
1K Followers 2K Following I'm Bob. West Brom. Philly Eagles. Scotsman. Views are my own. No trolls.
Mrs Nippy @NippyMrs
94 Followers 243 Following Passionate about Scotland 🏴 Hate what the SNP are doing to our country #snpout #novotesSNP
DEREK WARWICK HONDA @DWHONDAJERSEY
166 Followers 65 Following Derek Warwick Honda in Jersey first opened its doors on 1st September 1989 as a solus Honda Dealership selling both new Honda’s and used from all other makes.
Colin Mclaren @ColinMclaren3
51 Followers 260 Following I guess this isn't real socialism ? https://t.co/pmwiYvaj9c funny thing, the @bbc made this.
Devilrunner @Devilrunner9
1 Followers 39 Following I don't care what I do, but I love to party, play on my console and drink non stop and no I don't take water 🍺🍷🍾🥃🍸🍹
kellymariemarshall @mariekell3
201 Followers 2K Following am name is kelly marshall am 20 year old but am 21 this year
The Comic Strip IFC @ComicStripIFC
322 Followers 387 Following Official Twitter page for the Comic Strip Presents International Fan Club
Claire Hobson 📚 @RestorationHat
1K Followers 996 Following Researching the 17th century📜 Author of Charles II: From the Cradle to the Crown (Charles II age 0–30 bio out now) Currently writing multi-bio on Merry Gang
jodie murphy @tartybarty
34 Followers 156 Following Scouser/Jack by marriage, worshipper of all things gin.
Jarvgirl @1ndiegirl
187 Followers 216 Following Filthy minded, potty mouthed atheist. Music and comedy obsessive. Feminist. Mis-Shape. Wants Bowie back.
Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP
694 Followers 132 Following I am Alan Beresford B'Stard. MP, largest majority in the House as a former Conservative back bencher, mastermind of New Labour & political genius. [Tribute]
laura @1Gard1
157 Followers 1K Following Reading, tv, tea, cats, dogs ( esp my Lexie), DVD, horror, comedy's, sleeping, games, single , ipad , texting , kik messenger, whatsapp, animals
Huw Price @PriceHuwPrice
200 Followers 1K Following From a Welsh Sheep Farm, currently digital Acquisition
Denis Lucey @dennotlikethat
68 Followers 127 Following
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Katy Walters @KatyJWalters
29 Followers 50 Following A day without laughter is a day wasted Taking life too seriously is boring! Go outside, make mistakes and most importantly... GIGGLE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT!
Serving Punt @ServingPunt
179 Followers 1K Following If you’re reading this then you’re a fucking loser
Shaun Hudson @rockstarsheep
339 Followers 492 Following I eat burgers. I like burgers. I also like sharks. Singer for @The_Rigbys and @stereoasis. #brentfordfc
Scott Addington @scott_addington
5K Followers 4K Following History doesn't have to be dull... Inspiring people of all ages to pick up history books since 2012. WW1/WW2 and beyond. #infographics NTFC fan. Mustang driver.
Kenny Pope @PopeyovPlymuff
40 Followers 136 Following Football, Boxing, Snooker and 14th Century Renaissance Art. Soldier. British Army. Prepper. Never Surrender.
🕹️MJPB🕹️ @TLEIMLJfam
217 Followers 349 Following family man and retro console collector. love anything retro 🙌
Catpain Blackudder @CatpainB
4 Followers 11 Following
Mark Banning @MGBTours
3K Followers 382 Following Ex battlefield guide, but still interested in the topic.
RedShinyButton @RedShinyButton
223 Followers 421 Following Good Food. Great Wine. Weekend Travel. Cute Dog. Bad Movies. Electronic Music. RA. Fibro. Chronic Pain. Neuropathy.
Charlotte P @CharlottepyneP
4 Followers 91 Following Devoted pastafarian and mother of several hundred sea monkeys.
Henrietta Buckingham @Captain_Henri
6 Followers 29 Following I'm here on a very important mission. Ssh. It's Top Secret. Now whose round is it? Mine's a McHoan. [OOC and just for fun]
Comic Strip Gang @comicstripgang
300 Followers 29 Following Rik Mayall. Ade Edmondson. Nigel Planer. Peter Richardson. Dawn French. Jennifer Saunders. Alexei Sayle.
Greig Hutchison @greig_hutchison
86 Followers 120 Following
duchess bettie @duchessbettie
25 Followers 139 Following the woman your mother warned you about, only smarter. devil's advocate, healthcare provider, and pen pal. | bourbon | winning at sinning
Jason Franklin @JasonAFranklin
19 Followers 49 Following Opinions shared here are definitely my own!
James Wakeford @007wakeford
101 Followers 196 Following HGV Fitter and fill in driver at bleach of lavant. Married to @meganxstark
Joss Woodend @JossWoodend
419 Followers 1K Following 🔍 Technical SEO Manager @digitaloftuk | Previous Northern Officer @SPAJournalism 📰 | @unishefhistory and @leedsunihistory👨🎓 I love tea, gigs and Spurs 💙
Shaun @buggasauras
487 Followers 776 Following @MCFC fan, Inventor of the Knickerbocker glory & Nephew of John Wayne. I specialise in bird law mostly. Views are my own
Roj Blake @Blake_Roj
0 Followers 2 Following
Rogue_Techie @Rogue_Techie
2 Followers 1K Following
Robert of somerset @Knightcider
427 Followers 1K Following a knight of the oval table enjoy a jar of cider now and again, former village rugby playing prop, social care, music, politics and hopefully future rugby coach.
Karl @Lysergik_
89 Followers 433 Following The views expressed here are in no way associated with the Korean Amateur Radio League. http://t.co/V1beZ8gBT5
Harry Potter @Bad_HarryPotter
149 Followers 534 Following Narcissist, Misogynist, Communist, Porn Star, Model, Egotistical, Chauvinist & World's Greatest Love Machine. Harry Potter, bitch! #UglyGirlsAreNotAllowed
Adam Harrison @MadhatterAPH
87 Followers 168 Following People say I am mad. I just say I have a different perspective I do not give a fuck you see, now go away and let me be
GeekyLegion @geekylegion
94 Followers 457 Following English gamer/sometimes Twitch streamer. https://t.co/3DLfWocM2k horror fan and general geek.
Contains nuts @ContainsCake
95 Followers 255 Following Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? Trust me; I'm a professional.
Lieutenant George @TallyHoBarfBarf
35 Followers 26 Following
Harry Flashman @GeneralFlashman
2K Followers 41 Following Brigadier-General of the British Army. Hero, blackguard, lecher and poltroon. And a damn fine ride in the sack. Needless to say, *not official*
James Morrison @JamesMorrisonOK
103K Followers 179 Following Undiscovered, the 20th Anniversary Edition - Out May 1st - Pre-order now: https://t.co/ZWHlMFU7RW
Peregrine Clarke @the_pez_man
30 Followers 46 Following IT nerd, loves all vintage IT especially Psion machines, but if its got a processor I will go bulgy eyed over it.
Jesus Christ Edge Lor... @Jesus_M_Christ
281K Followers 722 Following You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. *PARODY* Donate to help solve the homeless crisis (Venmo: @ jesus-m-christ), 100% goes to @MiracleMessages 🙏🙏🙏
Kathy Eaton @KEaton76
518 Followers 403 Following Petite model & sfx make up artist. Finding my way in life. Eclectic tastes & don't like arseholes & bullshiters.
Arnold J Rimmer @RimmerREDDWARF
323 Followers 16 Following
Ian Bowman @ebow1972
120 Followers 537 Following Qualified Electrician, full time Dad,part time lover and constant curtain twitcher.
disappointed @AdderofInternet
163 Followers 231 Following
The Pervy Council @ThePervyCouncil
14 Followers 17 Following In a world gone mad with political correctness, poised to drown in a sea of banality, stand The Pervy Council - swords out, buttocks bared, smirking cheekily...
Sherlock Holmes @SherlockSH
103K Followers 25 Following Famous consulting detective, occasional dragon slayer. Interesting cases only. (Not run by the BBC) [email protected]
Oli @olibuckley
609 Followers 609 Following Mostly tweets about cats but occasionally I think about security, AI and technology
Gerben Mast @GerbenMast
310 Followers 353 Following Tegenwoordig thuis in biogas-afdekkingen. Dé hulplijn bij een pubquiz, mits catering verzorgd wordt. 1) Fietsen 2) Rennen 3) Zwemmen 4) Roeien Muse | TwoFeet
Scarlet Pimpernel @DemmedIllusive
8K Followers 13K Following Sink me! I'm dashed why I bother with YOU THE PEOPLE—Noblesse oblige I suppose—If you guess who I am, you'll get a suitable reward—i.e what you deserve! ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿
Sophie J, Brain @groovygal93
15 Followers 47 Following My name is Sophie J, Brain. I'm an aspiring author, i also write plays and songs. I'm pretty normal and I've been told I'm fun to chat to.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.3M Followers 632 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Robert Webb @arobertwebb
441K Followers 345 Following Jez in Peep Show, Andrew in Back, Webb in Mitchell & Webb, author of How Not To Be a Boy and Come Again.
Kevin Darling @Captain_Darling
25 Followers 2 Following
Big Ben @big_ben_clock
345K Followers 0 Following The first, established November 2009 & entirely unofficial. Copyright (for what it's worth) 2009-2024 Jon Marchant, but still apparently imitated everywhere.
The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7
1.3M Followers 0 Following Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
Edmund Blackadder V @the_blackadder
119 Followers 294 Following Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed
















