Lord Flashheart @Lordflashh3art
‘Chavtastic debt enthusiast’ with a beautiful boy & girl, patient wife and a healthy distaste for our current politicians. Steak | Rants | Gratuitous Porschery England, United Kingdom Joined May 2009-
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Finally used up the last of the roast lamb from Sunday! 😮💨😂 Made a slow cooked lamb ragout with gigli pasta and pecorino cheese, recipe courtesy of the inimitable @NickAnt12345 🎩🫡 There’s something so satisfying about making not one, but two very enjoyable meals from…
Just over 6 months back in the gym after a year off due to injury 😬😩 Benched a personal best of 130kg x 8 today which I was very happy with considering I’ll be 40 next year 👴🥳 Steak power 😎🤘
Using up the Sunday lamb meal #1 tonight 😋🐑 Firm favourite at Flash HQ, leftover lamb shepherd’s pie served with… nothing 🤷🏻♂️🥳 It’s such a rich recipe and it already has more vegetables in it than I consume in a week so… highly recommend this recipe:…
So yesterday’s delicious roast lamb came at a cost… 😩🥲 Half way through cooking, I took the lamb out to turn it over and spilled a good glug of boiling hot stock on my foot. I’m now going to have a scar in the shape of a butt plug on my left foot for the rest of my life 🥴😭
Methallica 🥴🤣🤘
Adios, you utter clownfucker of a man 🤣🤡👋
It is nearly fucking MAY! For the love of fucking all that is holy and good can we just be fucking warm soon, I have been fucking cold since fucking Liz Truss’s mini budget and I JUST CANNOT TAKE ANY FUCKING MORE 😩😩😭
@superdupedoodle @Lordflashh3art As a child, I made my parents swear on the fact that the animals died of ‘natural causes’. My dad with a straight face, ‘yes, the lamb died of old age’.
Leg of lamb slow roasted for six hours, beef dripping Yorkshire puddings, goose fat roasties, cauliflower cheese, green and orange nonsense that won’t be eaten, all slathered in gravy thicker than a creepy bloke who thinks he’s a woman because he reeeeally likes porn and can’t…
Finally decided to pick up the guitar after a six month break 🥳😌 This one is dedicated to all the parents out there, the theme tune to our nightmares 😃🥲
What’s wrong with it? What in the ever loving fuck is right with it?! The eggs look like @IndiaWilloughby’s tits. The bacon looks like it was cooked on a malfunctioning sunbed in a rundown money laundering Turkish salon next to a crack den. Toast buttered by Andrea…
What’s wrong with it? What in the ever loving fuck is right with it?! The eggs look like @IndiaWilloughby’s tits. The bacon looks like it was cooked on a malfunctioning sunbed in a rundown money laundering Turkish salon next to a crack den. Toast buttered by Andrea…
Popped down the local butchers yesterday to pick up a leg of lamb for today’s roast and it went something like this: LF: ‘Hello my good man! Might I have a leg of your finest lamb, 2kg should do the job.’ Nice friendly butcher: ‘No problem sir, I’ll cut you a fresh one off…
Can’t think of a better way to celebrate the move forward to the Tates trial than to lift up a good man who held his ground and his morals even though his kids truly needed the money. @AndrewRuscoe God took your fund home today brother. Thank you!🙏💕🔥 gofund.me/9eca1d3f
For a change, I thought I’d cook steak on Saturday night 🤷🏻♂️😌 Surf and turf comprised of those sexy Welsh fillet steaks and Vietnamese gigantic rip off wanker but tasty tiger prawns in garlic and parsley butter, heart attack mash and griddled seasoned asparagus in lemon juice…
Advertise your account with one image. Also fuck your rules, I’m a loose cannon and I’ll do what I like 🥳🤷🏻♂️
Advertise your account with one image. Also fuck your rules, I’m a loose cannon and I’ll do what I like 🥳🤷🏻♂️ https://t.co/3MMjTaPx3x
After an onslaught of in laws, leftie Aunts, finicky Dad’s, drunken friends and trips away, I finally have a completely free weekend 🥳🥳 It shall consist of a takeaway tonight, gym tomorrow morning, surf and turf Saturday night and a slow roasted leg of roast lamb for Sunday…
This morning, I took my dressing gown off of the towel rail, put it on and actually said out loud to myself ‘Mmm, it’s like a big warm hug’. Then I paused in horror and just looked at myself in the mirror in silent disgust. I need to give up vaping ASAP 🥴😩🌈
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3 albums I’ve never skipped a track. Although, I’m sure there are others ( been alive a while) Division Bell. Floyd Storm Front. Joel. Rumours. Fleetwood Mac Name an album you listen from start to finish. Xx
@MarkHamill He's a fucking moron, as are you.
@MarkHamill How can one man be so wrong each and every time. What a dire judge of character you are Mark.
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP Just not in my street eh? Always the same with you lot. Pathetic.
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP Don't know Flash, could be a real vote winner this!
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP WTF 🤷🏻♂️, another one lost! They have to be goading us now surely!
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP Absolutely mental.
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP I had to read that twice. Wtf
@Lordflashh3art @DavidDavisMP Crack? Too classy. I think more along the lines of meth.
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