Lox Pie @Loxpie1234
I'm just a simple Lox Pie, trying to make my way through the universe. Ohio Joined April 2023-
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you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today
you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today
A middle class lifestyle today is equivalent to (and in many ways better) then that of the wealthy just ~7 decades ago. But people will swear to you this is the worst time to be alive.
Oh my sweet summer child 😂 When someone of either sex says “let me ask my husband/wife” it means “No, and I can’t be bothered to explain to you why”
just had a great idea for a reply meme, "well said" but instead of saying "well said" you just reply with this image
@runaway_vol thats because it was awesome
If you ever catch me putting something about my kids on the internet that isn't some form of, "look how funny they are" or "boy, I just love them so much" then you have permission to slap me upside the head
If you ever catch me putting something about my kids on the internet that isn't some form of, "look how funny they are" or "boy, I just love them so much" then you have permission to slap me upside the head
Just to double down on my original response to this, the thing that I will try to explain to my daughters is that only a bad guy would get upset about this in the first place. So, if you leave a situation with a man because you feel uncomfortable in it and he responds negatively,…
Just to double down on my original response to this, the thing that I will try to explain to my daughters is that only a bad guy would get upset about this in the first place. So, if you leave a situation with a man because you feel uncomfortable in it and he responds negatively,…
@growing_daniel hyphens for filename safety
The reason I know to an absolute certainty that “lived experience“ is real and valuable is that from where I’m standing right now as an early middle-age software engineer who hasn’t had to struggle with money in a very long time it is basically impossible for me to imagine…
All of this discourse about Zuck's "glow up" points to an important lesson for young men everywhere. No matter who you are, what you do, or how much money you make, do NOT get this haircut:
All of this discourse about Zuck's "glow up" points to an important lesson for young men everywhere. No matter who you are, what you do, or how much money you make, do NOT get this haircut: https://t.co/tY5ThgoleW
@Wildcat1701 @Humane It’s also in the cell phone carriers best interest for Humane to be successful. Saturated wireless market, users can only hold so many cell phones. What better way to increase ARPU and sub count than a pin with a sim and its own phone number. Every cell phone store would carry…
I’ll say what I always say here, which is that if you think you genuinely hate kids, then don’t have them, obviously, but if you are on the fence, definitely don’t take advice from the people who hate kids. Taking care of little kids is hard, there’s no doubt about that, but they…
I’ll say what I always say here, which is that if you think you genuinely hate kids, then don’t have them, obviously, but if you are on the fence, definitely don’t take advice from the people who hate kids. Taking care of little kids is hard, there’s no doubt about that, but they…
My toddler’s new thing when I tell him to stop doing something is to respond, “I’m just <literally the thing I’m telling him to stop doing>, so I’ll be like, “get down off that chair” and he’ll say, “I just wanted to be on the chair.” These people are literally toddlers.
My toddler’s new thing when I tell him to stop doing something is to respond, “I’m just <literally the thing I’m telling him to stop doing>, so I’ll be like, “get down off that chair” and he’ll say, “I just wanted to be on the chair.” These people are literally toddlers.
It should be extremely simple: If you block roads in order to protest you are quickly arrested. Blocking travel necessarily includes people traveling for work, safety, emergency, etc. The first amendment does not protect that.
It should be extremely simple: If you block roads in order to protest you are quickly arrested. Blocking travel necessarily includes people traveling for work, safety, emergency, etc. The first amendment does not protect that.
Don’t touch the cast iron, I’ll wash it
I am 100% not self-made. Everything I’ve ever done & everything I am I owe to other people, many of whom are long dead.
I am 100% not self-made. Everything I’ve ever done & everything I am I owe to other people, many of whom are long dead.
what do you think twitter is
what do you think twitter is
CFO has this, congrats you're gonna be rich CFO has Macbook, you are going to jail
CFO has this, congrats you're gonna be rich CFO has Macbook, you are going to jail
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@wanyeburkett This is why counting on knuckles is superior
@Rothmus I don't know who that is on the right side but I probably don't want to know tbh
this is the most important election of rob reiner's lifetime
🔴Rob Reiner has said that he will set himself on fire if Donald Trump becomes president. Thoughts?
Today is your first day at a new job. No computer or desk ready. What do you do?
In the mnemonic poem, “30 days hath September, April, June, and November” you have to just remember 75% of the months and then the last one kind of rhymes with the first one
@MotherofValor The assumption is that they don’t have a good education. I’m not saying I believe that (I know lots of women went to school and then ended up leaving work to care for the kids)
I had a bit of a rocky late adolescence. After 17 years of consistency and stability, my parents split up and my mom basically moved out, so the house I grew up in turned into a bit of a party house. My friends would pretty much come and go as they please and it was routine for…
An underrated element of a lot of student protests is that beyond the content of the demands a lot of them are about who controls university space, which is to say who—the administration or the the community of learners—constitutes the university.
@stormchasernick It’s a good idea, but I’m thinking maybe the sensors would fly better if they had some type of fan blades stuck on the top like this
@OsintWx I’ll keep this in mind. Thanks.
I’ve been seeing a lot of talk about radar wind speeds/beam angle/etc. What if, instead of a mobile radar, we have a device that carries numerous small sensors. The sensors would go up into the tornado and accurately record wind speeds. Here is a rough design of my idea:
@mythosmint I think you just summed up the only solution. Add in a daily prayer that nobody guesses your bucket name and I guess keep complimenting your AWS account manager so they may grace you with waiving the bill if bad luck ever hits you
@DiscussingFilm This show existing literally shatters his argument
@DiscussingFilm “Do you think I could get that episode on air today?” yes…yes you can cause South Park and It’s Always Sunny are still airing today AND making new seasons. Dudes just projecting
I’ve been in marketing my entire career and think gimmicks like “reply with this word” are tasteless and crass. I have never used them. Change my mind.
@tautologer @cagefreesingh I think he means we should abolish healthcare. It’s about time the weaklings die off naturally from inflamed teeth or something
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If you have a Y Combinator interview coming up, I want to help you talk to your users so you can nail it. We'll populate a database with customer interviews together and then I'll give you a full report about what we learned using some new @divinate_co sauce. It'll save you a…
A while back we looked at a house that had a pile of bugs on one of the window sills. Imagine having an open house and not cleaning up the pile of bugs. Imagine having a pile of bugs that needs to be cleaned up in the first place. “Honey, eventually we gotta clean up those bugs.”
cheap saltines are the best. the buttery ones like Ritz are trying too hard saltines should taste like flour and salt
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