Average Lunchbox @LunchboxAverage
Joined October 2013-
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Me: it's cold outside Lunchlady: here have some hot cocoa *pours it in my asshole*
Lunchlady after she sees my dick
Me: *taking a piss* Lunchlady: *walks in and stares* Me: what you want? Lunchlady: that d
Lunchlady: free pizza for anyone with a big dick Me: :(
Lunchlady: what would you like to eat? Me: beef stew Lunchlady: fuck you Rt if u cried
Slap your bitch principal with a baguette
Lunchlady: what do you want Me: you Lunchlady: ok *commences anal*
How to take a lunchlady on a date: 1. Drive a Nissan altima 2. Bring raw spaghetti 3. ??? 4. Free anal
Lunchlady: that'll be $3.00 Me: all I've got is this dick Lunchlady: deal
Pour steaming grits down your pants
Throws pineapples at toddlers bc yolo
I swear if my mom gives me one more fucking nutrigrain bar
My ice pack melted off my dick ughh
Replace your semen with whole milk
Sharpen wheat thins and stab your friends with them
Replace salt with cocaine it's healthier and provides you with energy for the day
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