ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

Went to the local urgent care....once. Joined December 2017

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ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

9 years ago

@ForwardMileIR An awkward amount of groin injuries reported from the Spurs locker room.... just saying

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9 years ago

@injuryexpert How many calories am I really burning on my @onepeloton? Jess King says I’m “doing great” but I think they boost their numbers by 6-9% per session

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9 years ago

@ProFootballTalk He should be denying that barber who gave him that weak ass fade

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9 years ago

@MCISKE03 @ProFootballDoc Our specialist recently saw a squash player with a similar injury. Typically it would 6-9 months recovery but we recommended @onepeloton and our patient was back in no time #MDPending

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9 years ago

We like to use bulls as a rehab treatment for lower extremity injuries. Bull’s coming, no choice but to get up and run. Presto. Athlete good to go. #MDpending x.com/evan_p_grant/s…

Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant

9 years ago

Martin Perez suffered broken radial head in non-pitching elbow in incident with a bull. Had surgery last week. Prolly out until May 1.

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9 years ago

@NBAInjuryR3port Would be curious to know how you would treat that all too common diagnosis. 6-9 days of hot yoga is typically what I suggest for my clients.

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9 years ago

Just send him to my colleagues at the Urgent Care up on Girard Ave., Philadelphia. They’ll patch him up and have him back on the field within 6-9 days. Europeans still amputate extremities when they come across injuries such as this one. #MDpending x.com/injuryexpert/s…

Inactive @injuryexpert

9 years ago

The rumors are getting ridiculous ... Ive had three different locations for Andrew Luck today. Europe is a big place! Was he in Germany, Estonia, or Scotland ... or none of the above?

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9 years ago

Clown modern medicine doctors must’ve wrapped his collarbone in the wrong metallic substance. Feeble minds accentuate feeble collar bones. Give him a plate made of californium and he could get hit by an bus without reinjuring it. #MDpending x.com/adamschefter/s…

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

9 years ago

Packers placed Aaron Rodgers on IR; he’s done for the season.

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9 years ago

@injuryexpert Patch that kidney up #MDpending

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9 years ago

Awesome story. That’s what hard work, dedication and 6-9 months of hot yoga will get you. Trust the process #MDPending x.com/bleacherreport…

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

9 years ago

Inspired by #MambaMentality, this Lakers fan has lost 170 lbs since Kobe’s last game 👊 ble.ac/2BJk7NY

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ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

9 years ago

Never understood “healthy scratch”...did they use ammonia prior to giving him a paper cut? x.com/rapsheet/statu…

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

9 years ago

#Bucs RB Doug Martin is a healthy scratch because of a rule violation regarding one meeting, source said. It was described as minor, and he should be back on the field for the last two games.

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9 years ago

He’s been healthy for weeks! Trying to protect a young qb from bad defensive matchups is sad. So called ankle injury was nothing more than a hyperextended talocrural articulation aka ankle joint. Was good to go after 6-9 days of @onepeloton workouts. #MDpending x.com/rapsheet/statu…

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

9 years ago

The #Broncos have a QB decision soon, and it does depend on QB Paxton Lynch's health after not practicing in weeks. If he's deemed healthy enough, don't be surprised if Paxton takes over the last 2 games. Team brass wants to evaluate.

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ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

9 years ago

Teams are really beginning to take these “concussions” too seriously. Head trauma never has and never will be an issue. Sports are becoming soft. #MDpending x.com/nbawojbot/stat…

NBA WOJ BOT @nbawojbot

9 years ago

#nba #injury Austin Rivers is now Day-To-Day! Comment: Rivers is listed as questionable for Monday's game against the Spurs, Elliott Teafo

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ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

9 years ago

Not missing a single wheel #MDpending

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9 years ago

I just upgraded my big chair in my office. Click my profile to check I.T out x.com/jaysonst/statu…

Jayson Stark @jaysonst

9 years ago

I think "The Big Chair," by @realnedcolletti, is one of the most important & revealing baseball books ever written. There has never been a book by any modern baseball GM that let you in on how he thought through the biggest decisions of his career. Plus..fabulous story-telling!

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9 years ago

A sprain and a bruise? Did this guy fall out of an airplane or something? Also, nice try rap sheet, mri’s only show bones. Gonna need a stethoscope to check for more severe bruises. Diagnosis: 6-9 days of hot yoga x.com/rapsheet/statu…

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

9 years ago

Heading into the MRI, the #Patriots believe RB Rex Burkhead suffered a sprained knee, along with a bruise from a player landing on it. No torn ACL. The early hope is for a return for the playoffs.

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9 years ago

Laughable diagnosis. No one has strained a hammy tendon since the early 90s... #MDpending x.com/rapsheet/statu…

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

9 years ago

#Chargers LB Denzel Perryman, whose absence was strongly felt when he went down, is considered week-to-week with a hamstring tendon strain, source said after the MRI. With just two weeks left, his season is in doubt.

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ShittyMedicalAdvice @MDPending

9 years ago

Per sources, not his calf. Looks to me like a meniscus. Expecting x-rays tm AM. x.com/steelers/statu…

Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers

9 years ago

UPDATE: #84 Antonio Brown will be taken to the hospital for further evaluation of his calf injury. He will not return to today’s game. x.com/steelers/statu…

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Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers

9 years ago

UPDATE: #84 Antonio Brown will be taken to the hospital for further evaluation of his calf injury. He will not return to today’s game. x.com/steelers/statu…