mermaidproblems @MERMAIDProb

Full time mermaid with daily problems and no time for basic fishes. Joined February 2012

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12 years ago

fuck

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12 years ago

no wonder these humans wanna swim with sharks, they're takin shots of moonshine #SharkAfterDark

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12 years ago

i can't believe #SharkAfterDark asked me to do shark porn, have some reefspect

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12 years ago

see me in #sharkweek

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13 years ago

I got some down fishes I could call

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13 years ago

did anyone see my scale moisturizer?

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13 years ago

I'm back fishesssssss

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13 years ago

It's safe to say that I'm not a people person. #mermaidprob

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

comes in contact with hot a merman: *swims aways* *hides*

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13 years ago

(thank god I'm only half human)

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13 years ago

do you have a problem or do you just always have bad hair days? #mermaidprob

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13 years ago

#AgainstSushi2013

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13 years ago

I'M ABOUT THAT SEA LIFE

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13 years ago

bitchin and fishin jk don't fish I hate u

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13 years ago

I lost so many followers because I haven't been tweeting, whatever I did like you anyway ya basic fishes

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13 years ago

did you ever just stop and think wow humans are really ugly or is that just me? #mermaidprob

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13 years ago

Happy Valenmermaidsarebetterthanchocolatetines day

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13 years ago

Shedding scales, happy Monday

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13 years ago

Medical marijuana is legal in CA. Tell D.C. to leave law-abiding people like Matt alone. keepmattfree.org #KeepMattFree

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