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Live tweeting from my quail hunting jeep. Bam.
Omg, still can't believe my bestie @tcstoltz13 is mauied! #tear My rehearsal din speech was the fucking shit, y'all.
Wreck em Tech! We're not losing to virgins. #TexasTech
@MaryC84 jk, you know I luv you
Haps slut @MaryC84
Still have my sports boner from last night
@CRS1230 @mmwomble @brksperry @gelander @jeeyi8 fake Tyler is barely alive
Happy fuckin birthday to my BFFMFE @ttufreeman!!!! #luvyaman
Cant wait to party wit my FW besties @gelander @caseydsmi @T4TAvery @kmc224 and other nontwitter nerds tonight! happy wedding wknd @ScoPitz!
@ErinChancellor srsly though. They do.
Fuck these #mosteligibledallas douchebags. Cameras need to follow me around town.
Boys weekend At MFHSB bitches. Say I won't clear the wake on my knee board. @ttufreeman @Brksperry @gelander @tcstoltz13 @mmwomble
Got my cowboy hat and tight ass wranglers on. Partyin' in Funkytown tonight. Bring it, sluts. #noidonthavebuttimplants
2 Fast 2 Furious #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle
Haps to my bestie, @T4TAvery!
Just so everyone knows - its my fucking birthday tomorrow so I expect #birthdaytweets
Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
Goddamn Texas weather. Eff this. #getmetothebeach
YES. gonna be the tits! @T4TAvery RT #hangoutfest
RIP M-Bone. I'm goin 2 dougie my azz off 2nite. Who wit me?