Kelly @MILFdoulamomma
Anti-soccer mom, minivan rejecting, sexually frustrated, pole dance loving, nerdy scientist/author with a truck driver mouth. You've been warned!! hrpwhyme.com Sticks of Jersey Joined February 2012-
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Snuggling with my little guy. Better than a night of hot sex. So my point of reference is off, hot sex=distant memory #singlelife
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More excited that my new vacuum arrived than I have been in a long time Sad...this is what happens when your sex life hits a slump #pathetic
Why does working out have to hurt so bad? #myasshurts
Ah snap...my wet dreams were just shattered...no more Jax in 50 Shades movie?...fuck that sucks #CharlieHunnam usmagazine.com/entertainment/…
Follow these guys @aussieBum if not because ur man needs new underwear... then for the pics they post of hot hot (did I say HOT) men...wooo
Apple pies in the oven and now heading downstairs to workout on my stripper pole. What? I don't see anything weird with that activity mix.
Holy shit this is hilarious...who could think a post about whole foods could be this funny?huffingtonpost.com/kelly-maclean/… Loving @thekellymaclean
@SpartanRace Sorry...but u made the course too easy this yr Why did you get rid of the cliff jump? TriState Super...see you next yr
A muddy chick sexy?? How is that even possible? I say after seeing this wow!!! Rocking that ish. #milfmomsrule
Loud music on the mountain at 6am...means @SpartanRace day! Fears: don't want to puke, don't want to poop in the woods and no broken ankle.
YUUUUMMMY...Charlie Hunnam (AKA Jax SOA) to be in 50 Shades. That's like being 5 and getting that new Barbie castle.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/…
Bad mom. 4 yr old recorded on his DS "Madison's a shit" Instead of yelling, I couldn't help it, I laughed What can I say? That shit's funny!
Fell not once, but twice trail run training for @SpartanRace. Better both hands than a messed up grill. Dumbass.
Daniel Tosh...the only man who can make anyone/even hot chicks shart! Lighten up people and watch Tosh.0, you know you want to @danieltosh
Mowing my lawn in a hot pink string bikini to multitask some tanning time...rocking it and don't care what anyone thinks #hotmom
I walked 3.47 mi with @MapMyWalk. mmf.cc/17kxNWw #walk #walking
Top of the world, stairs at App trail. Cramming training for @SpartanRace Damn my ass and calves hurt
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I walked 3.28 mi with @MapMyWalk. mmf.cc/13OizKE #walk #walking
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