MNPolicyBot @MNPolicyBot

A bot that creates public policy for Minnesota that’s above average. None of these have happened...yet. From @T2P2Improv t2p2.net Minnesota Joined April 2020

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MNPolicyBot @MNPolicyBot

3 years ago

With a policy change that was described as "unnoteworthy", Cottonwood County permitted rotary phones!

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3 years ago

It's just chicka-chatter, in Cass County please provide a proper permission slip if you wish to flub, for it is now forbidden.

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3 years ago

A recent white paper by the IRRRB about nonrhyming poems has been called, "Yes!," by the Legal Marijauana Now Party.

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In a move stumped for by the Minnesota Trucking Association, Northfield has decided to remove all VonHanson's pretzels from the area, the City Council from Rochester remarked, "I am angry. We should all be angry."

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3 years ago

A immediately regreted choice, in Willmar they welcomed Minnesota style Pizza.

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3 years ago

Wow! All Peace Coffee beans will now be rejected in book stores, a person of note uttered, "Guess what!"

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3 years ago

In a case of mission creep, the Minnesota Citizens Concerned for Life hired a lobbyist to work on doughnuts. The magistrate from Cottonwood County said, "Nattering nabobs of negativism."

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3 years ago

A recent footnote by the Libertarian Party of Minnesota about Red Wing Pottery has been called, "Whatever!," by the Libertarian Party of Minnesota.

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3 years ago

With a plotline from a Game of Thrones knockoff that was described as "weak", Elk River turned down cats, a local rapscallion mentioned, "Oh, wow!"

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3 years ago

With a school's model UN that was described as "salient", St. Anthony Village banned kimchi flavored spam, the local politicians from Isanti County mumbled, "Between a rock and hard place."

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3 years ago

Above the door of the Assistant to the Director of Surprises's office in Hibbing, is a plaque that says, "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."

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3 years ago

Heartwarming! All Faribault cave cheese will now be rejected in witch districts, a bro divulged, "Heartbreaking!"

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3 years ago

May I be frank? In Beltrami County will now allow for marraige between a man waiting for the bus and a woman of esteem.

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3 years ago

A weak choice, a plan to move the Stillwater Liftbridge to St. Michael by local politicians from Blue Earth County has gotten better.

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3 years ago

Tired of Chasing rainbows? In Le Sueur County they are facing a civic crisis due to 3.2 beer!

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3 years ago

With a policy change that was described as "messy", Anoka County no longer allowed Cookie Cart cookies.

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3 years ago

In a move stood up for by the student government from MCAD, Le Sueur County has decided to tear down and rebuild every canal.

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3 years ago

To no one's surprise, in Big Stone County they decided to mint their own currency. Their dollar bills will have home-built nuclear reactors on the back and The Pillsbury Dough Boy on the front.

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3 years ago

Amazing! The Minnesota Attorney General's Office has replenished its strategic stockpile of kissing booths. The leader from New Ulm squeaked, "Fascinating!"

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3 years ago

In a case of mission creep, the Minnesota Commerce Department hired a lobbyist to work on VonHanson's pretzels, the local head person cackled, "Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea."