Profound Music Theory Bot @MTBotProfound
I tweet randomly generated, profound music-theoretical statements. Then you write the articles defending them. Joined June 2018-
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In spite of appearing tame, Leroy Anderson's Musical Typewriter rarely is scuzzy.
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Stravinsky's serialism proves not to be utterly shiny.
Low A on a baritone saxophone can be viewed as octatonic.
Rather than being opaque, Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias's "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" cannot be proven to be vastly indefensible.
In addition to being loosely Beethovenian, the pan flute is foolishly thought to be neatly colloquial.
It is wrong to assume that the false recapitulation is not, despite previous claims, horribly dubious.
Like post-tonal music, Hauptmann's rhythmic theory defies all expectations by being pentatonic.
Post-tonal music cannot be wistful.
Even though eighteenth-century harmonic theory is smiling through tears, pitch-class space rarely is opaque.
An instance of parallel fifths astonishes observers in that it is tacoriffic.
It cannot be doubted that fundamental bass should never be considered strictly tempestuous.
Pandora's sorting algorithm sometimes is ametrical.
It cannot be doubted that Die schöne Mullerin is reflexively pentatonic.
The hammer stroke of Mahler's Sixth Symphony pales in comparison to that which is tubular.
In spite of appearing Flemish, R.E.M.'s first album defies all expectations by being grotesque.
The Cuban guiro should never be mistaken as perfectly tonal.
Death metal is, by simple happenstance, voluntarily chunky.
The nineteenth-century lied ultimately must be viewed as truly incoherent.
It is wrong to assume that mensuration canon will one day be blunt.
Rather than being ineffable, music-theoretical discourse seems to be obviously convincing.
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