chickadee @Macadaaaa
lucky for me, i run on spite & sweet revenge colorado Joined September 2012-
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They’re gonna have to flex this game to the Hallmark Channel
if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
Me at 80 points
Nick Young on Bam Adebayo scoring 83: “He should’ve stopped. I didn’t think nobody would break that. Not Bam. The way he did it too. Some stuff you just gotta leave for certain people. I think it’s because it’s Bam. His name is ‘Bam.’ Who wants to see Bam over Kobe like that?”
JJ McCarthy sitting in the pouring rain before the Giants-Commanders game in Week 5 (via @Connor_J_Hughes)
Catholicism has failed. Next year, we revert to Islam. Allah will save our Sox. #DeclareJihadOnOhio
the stakes for white sox/guardians tonight is a lot higher than you think. it will be finally settling whether or not catholicism is the one true religion
oh my god jose ramirez killed the pope
Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo
Me washing my cat’s water bowl every time I refill it: I can’t let biofilm build up. That’s disgusting. I don’t want her getting sick. Me refilling my Hydro Flask for the 156th day in a row without washing it: It’s literally just water. I’ll be fine.
is anyone else in the business of misery or is it just me and the orange woman named paramore
voter fraud is when your grown ass children don’t update their voting addresses 🥀
Oh look, yet another Colorado election where I receive both my son’s ballots. Problem is they haven’t lived with me for more than 5 years. Additionally, my oldest son has lived in a different country for the past 4 years. “Gold standard “ “safe and secure “ we are told. If
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and exploded into 1000000 pieces mama called the doctor and the doctor said fuck am i supposed to do
knowing a little bit about baseball but not much is great because you can say things like "the bullpen is exhausted" and everyone nods in agreement
Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
Why is Burnie trynna scare Giannis out of Miami?? 😭
Yankees Fans: WE’RE ABOUT TO GET SWEPT BY THE RAYS CAN YOU PLEASE LOCK IN The Yankees: Big Apple NY Cheesecake Trifle 🤤🤤🤤
“We’ll be back after this commercial break” *Fanduel, political ad, Polymarket, Liberty Bibberty, Sydney Sweeney nude*
Imagine how good it would feel to send Liberty Biberty 450 feet deep to dead center in a home run derby
Mr. Netanyahu, sir, i have it on good authority that the Philadelphia Phillies have obtained the materials necessary to construct a nuclear bomb!
Would actually be hilarious if the team to dethrone the Dodgers is the baseball equivalent an anthropomorphic Four Loko that also happens to be sanctioned by the pope.
Please take 60 seconds out of your day to watch this Mike Vasil interview. You will not be disappointed. (Via: @CHSN_WhiteSox)
i shoulda bought a house in 2015 instead of tryna HITTT THE QUANNN 💔
I think closing pitchers are one of my favorite things about baseball what other sport has a legit final boss battle
mattew Lukas @ShowL69699
61 Followers 3K Following I’m Powerball winner of $390.7m,I’m using this to help the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 1k followers & poor/needy I want to use this medium of t
diane swearingen @tamlove638
863 Followers 7K Following God who brought us here will take us further 🎊🎉
Tralawca @Tralawca477726
12 Followers 682 Following
Alessia Blake @alessiablake140
610 Followers 6K Following Good friends are like stars, you dont always see them but you know theyre always there
Jack Raymond @jack_coveyy
78 Followers 281 Following
Amie combs @Amiecombs1978
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Stesythi @stesythi97130
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detainment @detainment89707
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Karam Biryana @PayPerRT
21 Followers 620 Following Accredited Forex and crypto trader Make $60,000 in less than 30 days No investment is 100% risk free Profit return is 100% guaranteed DM to start
🌜 Earth Wind Wire ... @earthwindwire
2K Followers 5K Following wire wrap artist est. 2019 I like rocks a lot ✨
🖤✨palaceofglitte... @palaceofglitter
12K Followers 10K Following Hello Spooky Ghouls! Your store for unique jewelry & more! ♡ Over 20K Items Sold ♡
Devonte S @smithdevon1
45 Followers 123 Following
DENVER’S FUCKING WE... @DENVERSWEATHER
11K Followers 5K Following The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Blocked by 9News & Boulder's NWS (♡) cuz I'm dirty. #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠
Dorothy @mia_artpage
258 Followers 1K Following
aaron @Aaron18077
2 Followers 137 Following
S🌻 @moonknight_fan
15 Followers 25 Following hyperfixating on things i made up in my head since 1998 | she/her
MikeMewtwo @MikeMewtwo
2K Followers 2K Following English 🇺🇸 and Spanish🇲🇽| Learning 🇯🇵| Chemestry lover❤️🧪 🧑🔬 | Pokémon Lover♥️|Mewtwo Enthusiast| Poke lids Collector⭕|Shiny Hunter✨
mildhippie ᖭི༏�... @mildhippie
51K Followers 5K Following a fairy making mildhippie pendants since 2018 𓍊𓋼🍓 new collections every Friday 4pm central time🌸🧚🏼♀️ https://t.co/D8NE1bUzIy
Emma Davi @emma__davi
219 Followers 2K Following I help college students score A+ grade in academic papers. 🎓✍️ E: [email protected] https://t.co/InumGWOkvf
bella 🏕 @notbellattv
838 Followers 942 Following she/they - gamer, reader, cultivator of community spaces - @youtube partner - member @cosmichearts_ @ourpetalpages @thegardenrs
emma dion @erd_xo
8 Followers 19 Following
angel baby @unwh0retunate
16K Followers 8K Following
Slay Thompson @JDoubleA827
981 Followers 3K Following Reading comprehension is Thy Rod and Thy Staff; they comfort me. @Houseofsenpaii member. Habitual Homosexual. Unapologetic about everything except typos.
Emma @medi_gay_te
18 Followers 110 Following Black Lives Matter. Trans lives matter. Women’s rights are human rights. No human being is illegal. F*ck Tr*mp.
Amber 😊 @AShucksky
18 Followers 99 Following
T-Mobile Palm Plaza @MobilePalm
2 Followers 87 Following We have awesome deals! Located at the T-Mobile in Englewood Palm Plaza. Any questions or interests call us @ 941-999-1557!
El Heat Podcast @ElHeatPodcast
1K Followers 2K Following Podcast del 🏀Miami Heat🔥 en Español conducido por @RicardoEMontes y @Alejandrovg32. Parte de la familia de @5reasonssports🎙🖥.
Ryan Hatcher @RyanHatcher20
0 Followers 3 Following
Tiffany @Itevsdigital
556 Followers 3K Following Not here for the free dopamine. 🚫 | High stakes, higher standards. | Architecture obsessed and perpetually curious. 🥂
Wurmple ☘ @Wurmple_0265
2K Followers 174 Following Wurmple 🌳🐛 💜 also knows how to draw for some reason. who gave this wurmple a pen. see a 💜 in the corner, it is i
No Context Cats @Tkachuked
341 Followers 64 Following No context 2025 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION @FLAPanthers
Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy
20K Followers 106 Following ⛈Independent Meteorologist 🌪Tornado Geek 🧑🏼💻Business Owner 📸 Weather Photographer 🙌🏼 Dream Chaser 📍Greeley, Colorado
Zay 🎒 @thtkidzayy
5K Followers 178 Following
Punch Cat @PunchingCat
1.3M Followers 135 Following random cats from my camera roll to your 𝕏 feed :3 | dm for credit/removal • *i own no content posted*
Palia @playPalia
141K Followers 19 Following Build a life with friends in our cozy sim set in a high fantasy world! ✨Play now on PC, Epic, Steam, and Nintendo Switch✨ 🦋ESRB: E10+
Leek Duck 🦆🤝�... @LeekDuck
344K Followers 164 Following I help trainers stay up-to-date with the latest news and strategies in Pokémon GO. Based in NYC |🎧 https://t.co/h94s3xH8jq | Contact: [email protected]
リズ @rizuNM
299K Followers 2K Following デフォルメイラストレーター👩🎨🎨 ご依頼の連絡先✉➡ rizunm26★https://t.co/T219j6dFLG（★→@） ※実績公開可の企業案件募集中_個人依頼応相談.
Barstool Colorado @CUBarstool
89K Followers 607 Following The CUlture of Boulder | Direct Affiliate @barstoolsports | Not affiliated with University of Colorado, Boulder- Submit on IG: @barstoolbuffs
Denver Int'l Airport @DENAirport
104K Followers 888 Following Welcome to the official account of Denver International Airport. ✈️🌄 #DenverAirport Text (720) 902-9351 Call (720) 730-IFLY https://t.co/r5PZqg9bIr
Peter Pratt 🍷 @MiamiMarlins_UK
10K Followers 6K Following Fan without a podcast l Overseas wine connoisseur l Not a journalist
Fish On First Prospec... @FOFProspects
11K Followers 1K Following Official minor league coverage partner of @fishonfirst | Curated by @AlexNCarver
NWS Boulder @NWSBoulder
148K Followers 231 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Denver/Boulder forecast office. Details: https://t.co/A4aVgbxmgI
DENVER’S FUCKING WE... @DENVERSWEATHER
11K Followers 5K Following The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Blocked by 9News & Boulder's NWS (♡) cuz I'm dirty. #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠
LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats
813K Followers 32 Following cats and cat memes you can relate to on an emotional level and say that is literally me.
Colorado Parks and Wi... @COParksWildlife
76K Followers 879 Following The official account of Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW)
Fishtopher and Friend... @mrfishtopher
98K Followers 461 Following FIV+ internet cat 🐟animal rescue fan 🐠 spay and neuter your pets
Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats
126K Followers 234 Following Officially Moderator For https://t.co/MhihOBKEnT 🥪🐀
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe
1.4M Followers 99 Following creator of Stardew Valley -- working on "Haunted Chocolatier"
WDW Stats @WdwStats
18K Followers 25 Following Tweeting about the actual waiting time and keeps you posted about interruptions in Walt Disney World. 📸 wdw.stats This account is not allied to Disney.
Chad Johnson @ochocinco
3.0M Followers 7K Following McDonalds is cheaper than therapy & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.
Sillies of the Sea �... @silliesofthesea
4K Followers 204 Following find me on sillyfishguy on tumblr inactive personal account: @sillyfishguy
r/StardewValley @rStardewValley
155K Followers 3 Following Reposting from r/stardewvalley - IMPORTANT: This account is not affiliated with ConcernedApe, Stardew Valley, or the Stardew Valley subreddit in any way.
North Port, Florida @CityofNorthPort
7K Followers 59 Following Welcome to the official City of North Port, Florida account! Find news & connect with your local government. 🌴 Terms of Use: https://t.co/0UGAtfvKhP
S🌻 @moonknight_fan
15 Followers 25 Following hyperfixating on things i made up in my head since 1998 | she/her
Washington State Dept... @waDNR
136K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@CPL_Dave 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests
Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL
2.6M Followers 822 Following Stay moist https://t.co/QP5vVBNQq6 owner of @ShopifyRebels and @use_cheeky
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 1K Following Check the link in bio to shop our shirts :) Designs I sell are my own. DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals
1.2M Followers 488 Following cryptid type entity. funny animals. weird internet. whatever else I want to yap about
no context memes @nocontextmemes
3.0M Followers 614 Following memes | dm for promo | @dailyhopecores | @nocontextcardsz
No Context Toontown @NoContextTTO
7K Followers 465 Following Inspiring tewtow quotes, images, and videos. Submit through Discord or 🦋 Banner by Cracking A. Joke. Run by @goatcanon Not affiliated with Disney
Toontown Rewritten @Toontown
24K Followers 47 Following Create your own Toon, grab some friends, and save Toontown from the evil robot Cogs. Play now for FREE! Are YOU #ToonEnough? 👀
FLA Team Shop @FlaTeamShop
5K Followers 18 Following The exclusive shop for your @flapanthers 😼 Shop at @BHiceplex every day or online anytime!
Kecleon @KecleonGO
345 Followers 1 Following Kecleon, the Color Swap Pokémon. Kecleon is able to blend into its surroundings by changing the color of its body.
nostalgia & history @internetpreai
579K Followers 247 Following nostalgic about everything, some interesting history too | dm for promos | @historyovsports for sports!
Possumeveryhour.io @PossumEveryHour
482K Followers 1 Following All images belong to their original owners. See https://t.co/sSKfbQ7x8x for more places other than Twitter where to find your poss fix.
Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers
536K Followers 3K Following Home of the Cats, rats and 2x Stanley Cup Champions 🏆🏆😼🐀 Single Game Tickets on sale now!
cats being weird litt... @weirdlilguys
1.9M Followers 52 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Cowboy Hat Caterpie P... @MikeNerdlaw
18K Followers 490 Following https://t.co/e3HvoXrtyB #1 Caterpie fan. MBA. Banner: @alexboakeillo Last Place 2025 Milwaukee TCG Regionals. Biz:[email protected]
Bulbapedia @Bulbapedia
122K Followers 47 Following Official feed of Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia. Wiki updates, anniversaries and trivia. Brought to you by the @Bulbagarden team.
Wookieepedia @WookOfficial
196K Followers 647 Following Fan-written Star Wars encyclopedia with over 227,000 pages.
🔆🌙 @wlwsasuke
40K Followers 596 Following im Ro and this is my side acc for any naruto, gintama, one piece, jjk, sns, sakuino and occasionally other anime related content ! i also do art sometimes
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