MC @Macerrss
smirkin and birken ☼ Planet Earffff Joined June 2011-
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believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you
her biggest enemy being behind her…
her biggest enemy being behind her… https://t.co/VUYKiYVtQe
he’s so close to admitting something super fucking illegal. god please get this man more drugs
he’s so close to admitting something super fucking illegal. god please get this man more drugs
I think she already did this.
I think she already did this.
I miss doing my taxes in high school when I would be like yep I work at a store in the mall:) and then TurboTax would be like incredible here’s a $600 refund to spend on weed and corduroy pants from Goodwill
“i saw u talking to yourself” god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice
Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.
oh so we did forget
nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access
My husband just sent me this. I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box
gwen stefani on a random day in 2004:
mind u peppa pig is 21 years old but has no motion, no degree, no job, no aspirations, no side hustle she’s a leech and a fraud on top of being disrespectful and treats suzie sheep like shit wake it up
All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.
of mice and men is crazy because it’s a book about a friend blowing a friend’s head clean off and you read it with all your friends in 7th grade
"Long live the king" is literally the most un-American thing anyone could ever say.
"Long live the king" is literally the most un-American thing anyone could ever say.
I don’t get why iced coffee I make at home tastes so ASS!!! it’s all the same ingredients as at an overpriced coffee shop so what is the problem? is it because I don’t have any tattoos? like I’ll get a septum piercing I swear to god I will
Emily Jodway @emjodway
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Venmo @Venmo
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RealitySteve @RealitySteve
307K Followers 139 Following I like TV. I write about TV. TV is fun. Subscribe to the Reality Steve Podcast on Apple Podcasts. IG: realitysteve Snapchat: rs2024
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