JohnDoe @MadAnonymous
Merry Christmas...Year Around Phoenix, AZ Joined February 2009-
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Follow Friday @drunkstext I dont get a lot of chance to check twitter these days but these guys are funniest thing on here
I'm following @drunkstext because they seem to only post them best funny texts.
I'm excited about the NBA Finals. Think its hard to predict a winner
Check out @drunkstext Pretty new but updates a lot and adds some easy laughter to my day
I don't have video of the Porkchop Race training, but he got a corvette red collar for his debut. He's spry
Sorry RT @drunkstext (509) True. You did remember to lift the seat. But you missed the toilet completely.
(509) True. You did remember to lift the seat. But you missed the toilet completely.
Porkchop (bulldog in pic) is trying to learn to skateboard...I don't think he'll be a youtube phenom anytime soon...
rt @drunkstext (248) Gramps asked me to check out his computer & see why its slow. So full of porn its got more STD's than your mom.
@drunkstext (818) who the fuck charged $300 on my CC last night? Fuck you guys it was my birthday! I need new friends
I am going to have to recommend @drunkstext new and great places to read funny texts from drunks and submit my own
@drunkstext 602 Chris, I'm sorry man I didn't know it was her. How the fuck was I suppose to know? I never even met your sister
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