MagicJesus69 @MagicJesus69
You might call me an atheist, but I never would- there is no word for children who know santa's not real... oh wait...adults. Nevermind, I'm an Atheist. Boston Joined April 2012-
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Ethnic Cleansing sounds like it should be an isle at Whole Food. #IKnowethniccleansingishorribleRelax
This woman's kid will not stop crying. #shouldhavehadanabortion #HelenKellerNeverHadtoDealwiththisShit
Bill Pullman was truly our greatest president
I love those stickers that tell me how fertile the owner of the car infront of me is.
Whenever I give blood I always feel bad about all the places I haven't had sex, like all of Africa. #BloodDonorQuestionaire
DNA test results came back today- only one of my kids is mine- Things are looking up!
Sounds about right. Religious less compassionate than non-religious j.mp/JVMuHp
If you want a free futon and live in the Boston Area, massage me. You read that correctly.
I had Ethiopian for lunch-Angelina Jolie brought be a red cross food packet.
@rickygervais What is the term for a person who knows unicorns don't exist? 'cause I am definitely one of those.
Social psychologists have found that the more a city's radio station plays country music, the higher the suicide rate becomes.
The real entertainment is the people in the background. #antiquesroadshow #pantylines
It's Tuesday! That means I watch #AntiquesRoadShow until Glee is over. #StopGlee
Pregnancy has got to be the worst STD.
Whenever I see a family of 4 I always think, what makes your DNA so fucking special that you procreated twice?
@ImLeslieChow I thought they wore masks so racist kids could tell them apart.
Don't mean to brag but I'm pretty awesome at disappointing people. #Jokesville! I did mean to brag.
Car in front of me has both Grateful Dead and autism awareness stickers-think I know what caused your kid's autism-Your bad taste in music.
I told your kid Santa's not real. Have fun with that when you get home.
Jesus most definitely hates you. #Jokesville! #JesusNeverExisted
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