Hannukah Lewinski @MagicSwanson
Joined February 2012-
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Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
skipped neck day at the gym this week so i'm making up for it by screaming my burrito ingredients at the Chipotle employees
Tom Marvolo Riddle. *wand flick* I Am Mert Vollodord.
My name is Swanson. I have a masters in fire science. I was featured on the cover of diaper magazine 4 times. No one has ever seen my thighs
Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
.boring_as_heck Do astronauts wear diapers all the time? you ask. No. They generally remove them while at home.
Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
used the last remaining amount of my spirit force to transform mny daughter into a mana blade so that she will never cry again #AFathersPain
Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
Dogs calling you in the middle of the night to groan, "I want to do you like drugs."
Ancient glory holes discovered in pyramid burial chambers being used by horny archeologists.
Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
Gimme the skeet boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in my fucked up hole and drift away
Hannukah Lewinski retweeted
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