magical realist wx @MagicWeather

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magical realist wx @MagicWeather

2 years ago

Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of lightning electrifying the graveyards and briefly activating dead brains with memories of a life forgotten by the world decades before.

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4 years ago

As the dead ready for their day some residents may experience discomfort as the veil thins between the worlds. Close your eyes. Breathe. That might not be hot demon breath on your neck at all.

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4 years ago

Autumn welcomes with a pleasing slanted light, cool air, gentle rain, and Black-Eyed Kids staring from beneath every blood-red tree at twilight, murmuring wordless songs to invoke the coming darkness.

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4 years ago

Humans shed 30-40,000 skin cells an hour. The wind is blowing an invisible tide of the dead against your windows. Hence the moaning in the eaves.

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4 years ago

Let the great rains cease and the wild winds rest and the sun will rise red again tomorrow. In the pause between calamities, find out how much you cherish silence. Before the blood rains begin, that is.

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4 years ago

Magnificent storms tomorrow night. Local streets will flood, buildings will catch fire from lightning and whirlwinds will whisper for you to come outside and ride them into the mystery.

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4 years ago

Believe the Grace of a single cloud in the vault of the bluest sky in an April full of death and songs of mourning. Sometimes marking the weather is an act of self-deliverance.

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4 years ago

The lightning is the champion of the sky and the revelation before the thunder. The hail comes slanting, driving, pitting, cracking. The wind is twisted in on itself in rage, giving the shuddering Earth orgasms even as it seeks to destroy. And the trees begin to bow, and scream.

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4 years ago

Citizens are recovering from the Plague Time with exercise, with sexual congress, and with evaporating into glittering clouds of joyful tears. Beware the rain tonight. It has no joy.

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4 years ago

A flock of lenticular clouds will disturb dreams early tomorrow, followed by clear skies, sun, and balloons that move of their own accord.

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4 years ago

A slight chance of distant choirs singing in alien tongues overnight with silvery sobs of human mourning before sunrise.

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4 years ago

Tomorrow will be a good day to garden your dreams with the screams of your prey, nursed by the melancholy roar of the thunder.

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4 years ago

Humid tonight, with thunder toward morning. Glimmer Lamp Collectors should shed their skins and Ascend. Again. .

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4 years ago

Windy tomorrow, but only on the emptiest streets, where silence is soulless, yet listening.

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4 years ago

We keep tabs on the Western Whirlwind as it rages. The Service will issue warnings should it begin to speak.

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4 years ago

The ice sleeps elsewhere now. Spring is ugly on the land with manic flowers. Tomorrow will be a great day to bathe nude in the sky and scare the neighbors.

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4 years ago

The weather is returning. Tomorrow we will walk out of the Sun like hope and pain and begin sowing whirlwinds again.

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5 years ago

The weather tomorrow will be suffused with sorrow but it also holds the promise of great joy, for on the next Tuesday there are expected to be at least a further ten thousand orchid bees in town.

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5 years ago

The wind is rising again.

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5 years ago

Storms all day today, with a low chance of tornadoes to the West and a high chance of Fire Tornadoes to the South. In the East, Whirlwinds of Bliss could kill hundreds with their unbearable ecstasy.