Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

Occasional Tweets about nothing. Dwarf Paladin (that's currently up for debate) San Antonio, Texas Joined July 2011

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

Gotta show @FF_XIV_EN locations some love! #ffxivsnaps

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Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

And we play as a 10 year old.

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

He's going to suck, but I need him

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3 years ago

He's going to suck, but I need him

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

Rescue Rangers had no business being that good. So many good references!

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

The greatest weapon in D&D history

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

There's a guy speeding around downtown honking with two flags attached to his car: "Abortion is Murder" and "Trump Won" I'd like to formally say that you, sir, are an idiot.

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Rudra pratap Tiwari @rudrapratapvns

3 years ago

#MoonKnight Steven:- i won't kill him Marc:- i won't kill him unnecessarily #JakeLockley :-

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

So. Moon Knight Season 2?👀

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Matt Garcia @Magic_Mongoose

3 years ago

She's never played Sims before. I look and see that Sims 4 is in sale FOR $5. So naturally I buy it and 2 expansions, cause sale. All so she can abandon it in probably a week. I knew better and I did it anyway.