Legion: We Are Many @MagnesDeclares

You ever get the feeling that something snuck in and stuck a needle into your neck and then seemlessly closed the wound? I have that now.

...I am going to explain to them why what they just said was completely stupid.

Yes, it does matter, because people shouldn't say stupid things, and the next time someone says "wrestling is fake..."

You know, suddenly pelting myself with balls made me think of something.

You know, suddenly pelting myself with balls just made me think of something.

I forgot how, but I'm pretty sure I somehow committed a major ball heist.

I just committed a word to memory, then stupidly tried to paste it into text, forgetting that I was just //remembering// it, not copying it.

I wonder if the farms drawn on these milk cartons actually exist.

I have a funny story about that, but your condescending prickery is not going to make me waste the time.

I don't want to be a woman, I'd probably portray them offensively, because all the coolest women are strippers with beauty marks.

I wish rainbows were real. I once heard a story of a rainbow that someone told me, back before I knew how rainbows functioned.

I once used Sarah Palin pictures as porn

I still get a funny taste in my mouth when I look at Ke$ha, but damnit I can trust her to save the world.

If I had to give someone the launch codes, I won't suspect Ke$ha of suspiciously doing something sneaky.

I learned something tonight (only PARTLY alcohol related). I think I like Ke$ha. Comparing her persona w/Taylor Swift's, I trust Ke$ha more.

When I was 11 I found a tennis ball with a slit for a mouth. I talked to it like a puppet bc children at school were too stupid to talk to.

I've decided in light of my sickness, I'm going to be interested in girls again. Being so sick has put my entire life into perspective.

I have no other logical explanation for perfectly intelligent people talking about elaborate alien and moon conspiracies.

They don't HAVE to cover up these sorts of strange things, because no one will believe them. And they have ela… (cont) http://deck.ly/~xW2Id

The government does all sorts of mysterious things. Some people say that the Mothman was a government experime… (cont) http://deck.ly/~bWNmV