ManateeOfTheCourse @Manateeofcourse
Joined April 2015-
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If mum and dad are palindromes I thought it would rub off on me. Took me a while to realise I was a palindrome.
DUDE! MOVIES are called MOVIES because they MOVE!
Dermatologists hate her! 55 year old mom keeps skin wrinkle free by sanding her body down into a smooth flesh ball
Hey, have you seen that new Charlie Chaplin movie? NO! He died! Try harder pandas. #stepitupyoumonochromemorons
You see red pandas are just smart normal pandas. They've been stockpiling paint and loosing weight since they saw the 'Wizard of Oz'.
Pandas and polar bears are dying off because people are sick of monochrome. NEWSFLASH: technicolor exists. Take this as a warning zebras.
Woah Christmas. You are too eager for your own good. You're 2 months too early. Shtap. Pumpkins from Halloween are still out and unrotted.
I've had the kind of realisation twilight zone characters have but instead of aliens controlling the government its Minions just everywhere.
Universe is rebooted just as he starts to get somewhere. #BatmanDatingProblems
No babies in the front or the airbag will Jean Grey them. Plus no bins. EDUCATE YOSELF!
That's not what that is @AmazonUK. Come on let's get you to bed.
I'm on a flip book kick. The only flip books I can find are Japanese or Disney.
As I stare into the rising sun I often wonder why I came to need glasses.
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Rio Olympics 2016 @2016RioOIympics
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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
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Positive Strawberry @posistrawberry
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History Photographed @HistoryInPics
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