Manuel Calati @ManuelCalati
Random topless activist. RT's are not endorsements but premonitions of a catastrophe that will change the world as we know it. For the worse. Follow! plus.google.com/10619475867041… Milan, Italy Joined October 2009-
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Lawyer Kobayashi Is always at his best (who's the first guy by the way?😀seriously..)
Apparently Jeff Bezos is still cruising the Mediterranean on his mega yacht. The man is so rich and jewelry on him so massive that he's there on the deck gently rotating his own arms and torso, signaling boats.
Have you noticed we're "bombed" with articles describing Bezos and other billionaires trying to be the richest man in the world? Come on, who would really like to be in their places?! I wouldn't. I couldn't even get out of bed in the morning. The jewelry would be too heavy.
For the lack of femininity there's no social acceptance for a broad with a whisky bottle and a severed hand replaced by an iron hook. Um..not me. Guess I'm open-minded & accept anybody. It helps me I always mostly hanged around with girls who went clubbing with shoulder holsters.
See gangstas in this shady bar I entered in peace 4 a tequila here in Tijuana. If I'm asked to prove my toughness I tell 'em I had a superficial tooth decay treated without anesthesia 2 years ago. I'm ok with that, I only fear that when I start talking I might have a blond moment
Running. I don't do it to stay healthy and fit. Not for fame and honour. I do it for something I've got inside. Not just, it's outside. It's there. A PITBULL!!
On the plus side all these stay-at-home orders and limitations on travel will reduce global warming, allowing Greta Thumberg to go back to school.
This meeting has been going on for so long that if it wasn't for the solemnity of my voice and the depth of my gaze nobody would recall we're in an actual business meeting and not, considering the anti-Coronavirus face masks we all wear, victims in some bizarre sex game.
Hope you find something that goes down rather well, my fairy friends on ‘Untitled / Recent’ di Emanuele Calati su #SoundCloud? #np soundcloud.com/emanuele-calat… See ya!!!
So far this Christmas dinner would have been a bit boring if I had not convinced my 5 and 3 years old neices to join me in this mega fight with all other relatives.
The wind mixes with everything outside as I stand here in a tree pose, catalyzing energies from the Universe with my arms. Rather difficult to do because a man is yelling at me. Never met him before. He doesn't know me either or why I'm wearing his bathrobe in his house.
Not to sound distrustful and anti-tech... Had a self-driving car ride and ran over a group of relatives, which is impressive considering it happened at the third floor of a hospital.
Merry Christmas! Streets are full of reindeers. I see reindeers all over the place. It's not the alcohol, it's the climate change.
Looking back, many of us too easily believed that Han Solo (Harrison Ford) in #StarWars understood everything Chewbacca said. Especially since Chewie often seemed to be complaining only about hemorrhoids.
Crazy how people get hysterical after hearing an odd metallic noise during a flight. Calm down!! Why in the world would this plane have problems and not land safely to th
Apparently if you purchase a toilet seat on Amazon, they will send you 15 emails showing you a bunch of cool toilet seats to buy.Their determination seems a promise of eternal bliss.
The moment you doubt, you ask yourself if you're living your life right suddenly comes when the first notification on your phone is the Youtube video "5 Underrated Compliment Getter Fragrances For Men".
8 international mediums in the room for a sèance and nobody understands what the spirit we contacted is trying to tell us or what he expects us to do since the message he keeps sending is "Tits!".
Yea, I carry myrrh on this nativity scene as one of the Three Magi. It's a miracle we arrived here to the manger by following the Christmas Star cause we're so drunk that from the start it seemed to us (and still does) that all other stars were pretty much in motion.
At this point attending an exhibition where you access artworks by entering through a LOW-ered and inclined corridor in a "dark confined space" is the most intrepid part of my life. Oh my God, I'm so unhappy!
M LeMont @MisterSalesman
396K Followers 435K Following https://t.co/HKPOdGnXPl #KindleUnlimited 💙 🌊Casi Famoso Author 28Books Writer/Producer/Curator https://t.co/G6KW6jJWAP As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases
courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages
46K Followers 13K Following
Michael Robert Lawren.. @TheUHMethod
78K Followers 76K Following 📢 Art Poetry Film Music Zen Yoga #Author #Artist #Poet #Athlete 🥋🏋️♂️🥊 #WritingCommunity 📚 #INFJ #GenX TL©2010-23 #StandWithUkraine #F4F
Sipsesslern @sipsessler84276
6 Followers 305 Following
Teaute @Teaute360611
44 Followers 2K Following
cmc05udj8umo1g @muep8eflsniegi
0 Followers 178 Following 32歳シングル女性、ゴルフ、旅行が好き、共通の趣味の友人を知りたいhttps://t.co/yXPqMP7Wln
Mission Control @MissionCntrlPM
8K Followers 8K Following Mission Control is a Project Management / Professional Services Automation Solution built natively on the Salesforce Platform #MissionControlPM
That's Not Mustard @thatsnotmustard
1K Followers 1K Following geriatric millennial. best poet any chicken has ever heard of https://t.co/rjcuAaNkVX%…
Christy @Christy19395807
52 Followers 3K Following 💔❣️ Мy nаmе is Сhristy!⁉️ Herе is my рrofile and mу nudе рiсs!)) Vоtе fог mе, bаby:💟 https://t.co/CAwSdBDhSu
Tarah 🌹 @tarah_princess
2K Followers 2K Following
Ssnatter @SSnatter
5K Followers 4K Following “Don't use quotes, its ALL been said.” Generally unreliable.
A Wee Bit Wicked @vlynnmistretta
9K Followers 10K Following Using my bitchiness for good. 🧹Data/Tech/Design/Patent Holder/Raised313 ✨#Takotsubo💔Syndrome #Reader #WritingCommunity #Adopt #LegalizeIt #FPatriarchy No dm's
Nicklaus Kruger @ThatLousyNick
9K Followers 9K Following Loves books. Dances badly. Big fan of science, skepticism and just stuff, you know? Still hopes to grow up to be a dinosaur-riding ninja-spy-superhero.
D.E.B. @BilyeuGirl
2K Followers 2K Following My ADHD make me Quirky. Gen X makes me Cool. My SW intuition make me Wise. My Girls & Grands make me Happy. Kansas makes me Sneeze. I’m a Happy Girl!
Jill Moffitt 🧢💎.. @MoffittJill
13K Followers 14K Following #SwiftiesUnite! Card carrying Philosopher, Professional Lapidary, #Resist, pro-arts & pro-science, rabid raconteur. Block trolls. #followbackresistance
Catchy Bo is Upside G.. @Hopcatchy
30K Followers 31K Following Creator of Hoptanglish (a language knot to mention) Lost further. Three tone purples.
Deb @BadMommy4U
7K Followers 7K Following I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss & I really don’t read DM’s. Suffering through diagnosis by elimination.
Ms Beaverhausen @beaverhausen_ms
2K Followers 4K Following ❤️ DMB, love all things BRAVO, tattoos and birds. My super powers are recalling movie quotes and pissing off my teenagers. 💋💚 🏳️🌈
Cat Kay too @Puzzlepurse2
5K Followers 5K Following Bottle rockets & billets-doux. Photos (except RTs) are mine. I get even more frivolous at @puzzlepurse. Selling cute old things at @PupuVintage.
Jillian Peeling @Jilliemary
189K Followers 169K Following Not very good at house work, but I keep trying. I am a middle aged woman still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.Vice President of @2OCT2014
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
43K Followers 6K Following We all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefree
Darly🌺Jamison @DarlyJamison
6K Followers 5K Following Writing dark fiction like it's my job (there-it’s officially sent out into the universe!). I also dabble in sweet romance when the mood strikes. †
Vault-Boy-Man @achristianbail
2K Followers 2K Following New from Vault-Tec industries, it's Vault Boy Man! Able to reply and repost and post 40% better than over 20% of the 10% tested in a staged double blind study
Phillygirl @24tog
50K Followers 6K Following “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”. ~ Katharine Hepburn ~ Live, love, laugh ♥️♥️♥️
Ludovica Tosti @lodobell
408 Followers 457 Following Ma sai qual è la mia forza? Sorridere e pensare che ancora qualcosa di bello possa accadere. Forse sarò matta ma giuro che nella mia follia ci vivo benissimo.
Littlepaws on Coffee .. @MisfitFox
380 Followers 431 Following Queer trans cyberpunk fox girl, Musician, gamer, writer, reader, nerd. Doll. Furry for life! My fur is softer than yours!
🇺🇦Hope💙Is�.. @aNurse4Hope
5K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇦✊Happily taken 🩺#Nurse,#Science #MaskUp #vaccinate ☠️🇷🇺☠️ #FBR #Resist #BLM #LGBTQ Ally ❤️ I tweet COVID stuff. Lists appreciated.
little miss left chee.. @myonedeepdimple
5K Followers 5K Following A slice of heaven & a taste of sin. My safe space of transparency reminding myself my own magic - take what resonates & leave what doesn't #AuthorMusicianArtist
Alice Tawhai @AliceTawhai
2K Followers 5K Following Lucky 13 https://t.co/ngPZJyT7ML https://t.co/5ntKl1HuPX
Raves 🖤💛❤️ @RavenZech2
7K Followers 4K Following Disabled Artist: Art account: @RavenZech Insta: raven_z_designs Online: https://t.co/sj2DMifTbO https://t.co/YT3wJpIAPt ❤️💛🖤
💥Doc’s Packing H.. @heat_packingDr
20K Followers 17K Following The Art of life is to Enjoy a little,Endure a lot~https://t.co/oXmap0N8A0 #Deer #Turkey #FunnyFatPeople #LSU
Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4
2K Followers 2K Following power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)
Miguelito @MiamiMoose68
455 Followers 960 Following Ben Franklin: Statesman, author, inventor, Diplomat, Patriot, brewer, distiller, subversive, revolutionary...and pussy magnet. My kind of role model.
ɢօɖʀɨƈ🪶🇺�.. @sarcasmNchief
3K Followers 2K Following We'll run west, work at a bookstore, get a small apartment with a coffee shop for a neighbor, and wanderlust until our faces hurt from smiling. ♥️ @snarkydogmom
MisAneThrope {LuLu} @AneThrope
2K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦 🇵🇱 Philanthropic Misanthrope •Optimistic Nihilist •Autonomous Ontologist of gorl world ✌🏽 Life Survivor 🖤 💛 🤎 🤍 One Love ♥️ 🏳️🌈
SpunkyDame @DameSpunky
8K Followers 7K Following
frankie @FrankVillamizar
955 Followers 862 Following Venezuelan born, Dallas based. Learning from a new culture and grateful. #ProseccoFan #AllWeNeedIsLove #LivingInDallas #DontMessWithTexas #CauseIAmOnlyHuman
@lanpocamara999 @lanpocamara9991
445 Followers 5K Following My family need help us here please for god sake
MurphyRae @murphyrae1215
3K Followers 2K Following “I cannot stop my neurological forces from camouflaging my real essence.”
Actual sales Fast Del.. @ActualFast
370 Followers 3K Following We would love to help you with an Enjoyable Shopping! https://t.co/0djvtukoif FREE WORLDWIDE DELIVERY!!! WELCOME ONBOARD!!! #shopsmallbusiness
Ennui Cavill @LaqueefaTeen
9K Followers 6K Following Yes, that Teen LaQueefa. Here for the laughs. Probably won’t respond to your DM. https://t.co/Hozrxw3WgX
✨🍃🌸𝕺𝖑�.. @NylaVox
24K Followers 26K Following I make #ASMR #videos on #YouTube and I wrote this #TheWorsening by: #OliviaStanton #Amazon https://t.co/v0GoWwKeR1 I also support the #arts and the #voiceless.
Kimber Silver @kimber_silver21
22K Followers 16K Following Voracious reader, writer and Whovian. A lover of all things magical. Life is short... eat the cake, buy the shoes, take the trip!
M LeMont @MisterSalesman
396K Followers 435K Following https://t.co/HKPOdGnXPl #KindleUnlimited 💙 🌊Casi Famoso Author 28Books Writer/Producer/Curator https://t.co/G6KW6jJWAP As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases
courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages
46K Followers 13K Following
Michael Robert Lawren.. @TheUHMethod
78K Followers 76K Following 📢 Art Poetry Film Music Zen Yoga #Author #Artist #Poet #Athlete 🥋🏋️♂️🥊 #WritingCommunity 📚 #INFJ #GenX TL©2010-23 #StandWithUkraine #F4F
Jillian Peeling @Jilliemary
189K Followers 169K Following Not very good at house work, but I keep trying. I am a middle aged woman still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.Vice President of @2OCT2014
Phillygirl @24tog
50K Followers 6K Following “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”. ~ Katharine Hepburn ~ Live, love, laugh ♥️♥️♥️
Ms Beaverhausen @beaverhausen_ms
2K Followers 4K Following ❤️ DMB, love all things BRAVO, tattoos and birds. My super powers are recalling movie quotes and pissing off my teenagers. 💋💚 🏳️🌈
Ssnatter @SSnatter
5K Followers 4K Following “Don't use quotes, its ALL been said.” Generally unreliable.
Vault-Boy-Man @achristianbail
2K Followers 2K Following New from Vault-Tec industries, it's Vault Boy Man! Able to reply and repost and post 40% better than over 20% of the 10% tested in a staged double blind study
A Wee Bit Wicked @vlynnmistretta
9K Followers 10K Following Using my bitchiness for good. 🧹Data/Tech/Design/Patent Holder/Raised313 ✨#Takotsubo💔Syndrome #Reader #WritingCommunity #Adopt #LegalizeIt #FPatriarchy No dm's
D.E.B. @BilyeuGirl
2K Followers 2K Following My ADHD make me Quirky. Gen X makes me Cool. My SW intuition make me Wise. My Girls & Grands make me Happy. Kansas makes me Sneeze. I’m a Happy Girl!
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
43K Followers 6K Following We all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefree
Cat Kay too @Puzzlepurse2
5K Followers 5K Following Bottle rockets & billets-doux. Photos (except RTs) are mine. I get even more frivolous at @puzzlepurse. Selling cute old things at @PupuVintage.
Nicole Marie @NicoleCrest302
2K Followers 3K Following Mother, Teacher, Big Fan of St. Theresa ❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹
Crystal Snow🇨🇦 @Crystal_McPhers
4K Followers 4K Following Diversity Learning Support Advisor. Miawpukek Mi’kmaq. Proud mama cuz I breed International athletes;) My Tweets are my own. IG: Crystal_snow_YYC
CC 🦋 @CCRuns
14K Followers 1 Following Find me here: https://t.co/laetWPPF05 / Tik Tok: clythiecc / IG: & Threads cbcruns / my jokes are beloved by: @TODAYshow @HuffPost @buzzfeed @applenews
Jill Moffitt 🧢💎.. @MoffittJill
13K Followers 14K Following #SwiftiesUnite! Card carrying Philosopher, Professional Lapidary, #Resist, pro-arts & pro-science, rabid raconteur. Block trolls. #followbackresistance
Mario Speedwagon @SilipigniMario
19K Followers 12K Following Beer monger. Sorcerer. Ostrobogulous. Flirty. Best described as a trashbag filled with mango pulp. #FidgetSays @NationalDazeTag @BrainBlondies @kickasspopups
Deb @BadMommy4U
7K Followers 7K Following I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss & I really don’t read DM’s. Suffering through diagnosis by elimination.
Katjcs🟧 @kschmidt1010
868 Followers 1K Following 'Honesty has a power very few people can handle.' ~Steven Aitchison
Catchy Bo is Upside G.. @Hopcatchy
30K Followers 31K Following Creator of Hoptanglish (a language knot to mention) Lost further. Three tone purples.
Josh @HiHiCypet
2K Followers 678 Following They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue but my legs were too long | fantasy video games and books | he/him
DZY🚗🚌 @bokneeya
2K Followers 3K Following I travel the U.S. in my RV. USAF Veteran... from Aus-Tex. stranger in a strange land. My tweets suck, but my replies kill!
Darly🌺Jamison @DarlyJamison
6K Followers 5K Following Writing dark fiction like it's my job (there-it’s officially sent out into the universe!). I also dabble in sweet romance when the mood strikes. †
That's Not Mustard @thatsnotmustard
1K Followers 1K Following geriatric millennial. best poet any chicken has ever heard of https://t.co/rjcuAaNkVX%…
Matt Mervyn @Matt_Mervyn
3K Followers 26 Following Brit in WA | Stocks and crypto | Current events | Constitutional rights.
Jim Nunya (6 feet fuc.. @NunyaJim
2K Followers 1K Following @madflavor Joey Diaz and Nature keep me from being a mass murderer.. and cannabis.. lots and lots of cannabis
Sharon Coffey @coffeysnewreads
3K Followers 4K Following A reader, writer, blogger, wife, mother, and grandmother. Daily inspired by life and the world around me. SCBWI, 12x12 and CBA strengthen my writer’s wings.
Nicklaus Kruger @ThatLousyNick
9K Followers 9K Following Loves books. Dances badly. Big fan of science, skepticism and just stuff, you know? Still hopes to grow up to be a dinosaur-riding ninja-spy-superhero.
Garrett K. Jones, Aut.. @GKJ_Publishing
4K Followers 4K Following The Archives of Icínq-Régn, Books 1-5 #SFF #IndieAuthor #amwritingfantasy #5Kingdoms #5KingdomsMerch
Cleo 🌹❤️🌹 @reneayj4
3K Followers 2K Following No matter how hard the wind blows, the Earth shakes and the skies break.. we build Broms the poet
Strzyga @Strzyaga
1K Followers 1K Following Mother. Nerd. Animal lover and theropod enthusiast. ER/ICU nurse
ɢօɖʀɨƈ🪶🇺�.. @sarcasmNchief
3K Followers 2K Following We'll run west, work at a bookstore, get a small apartment with a coffee shop for a neighbor, and wanderlust until our faces hurt from smiling. ♥️ @snarkydogmom
Dawn @SoundBiteATL
481 Followers 432 Following 36. She/Her. Wife ❤ EG. Boy Mom ❤ TIG. Pup Mom ❤ H. @ArianaGrande stan🖤☁️ #TVNews 🎬 #BLM #lgbtq🌈
💥Doc’s Packing H.. @heat_packingDr
20K Followers 17K Following The Art of life is to Enjoy a little,Endure a lot~https://t.co/oXmap0N8A0 #Deer #Turkey #FunnyFatPeople #LSU
He's Back And He's Sc.. @SchmuckOnAHorse
7K Followers 5K Following Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.
Aime Card @aimealleycard
15K Followers 8K Following Generations editor @Pangyrus, mother of two humans and a dog. #Author of THE TIGERBELLES (@Lyons_Press 2023)
little miss left chee.. @myonedeepdimple
5K Followers 5K Following A slice of heaven & a taste of sin. My safe space of transparency reminding myself my own magic - take what resonates & leave what doesn't #AuthorMusicianArtist
Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4
2K Followers 2K Following power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)
Carol L @riess_carol
3K Followers 4K Following Doing my best to keep hatred and bigotry from https://t.co/YTftqZUr3M in a house full of animals so will follow anyone who loves them as much as I do.Resister
wheaties @wheatiesmdub
1K Followers 1K Following not very funny but I crack myself up... husband, father of twins, Navy veteran #autismparent
Ludovica Tosti @lodobell
408 Followers 457 Following Ma sai qual è la mia forza? Sorridere e pensare che ancora qualcosa di bello possa accadere. Forse sarò matta ma giuro che nella mia follia ci vivo benissimo.
Raves 🖤💛❤️ @RavenZech2
7K Followers 4K Following Disabled Artist: Art account: @RavenZech Insta: raven_z_designs Online: https://t.co/sj2DMifTbO https://t.co/YT3wJpIAPt ❤️💛🖤
🇺🇦Hope💙Is�.. @aNurse4Hope
5K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇦✊Happily taken 🩺#Nurse,#Science #MaskUp #vaccinate ☠️🇷🇺☠️ #FBR #Resist #BLM #LGBTQ Ally ❤️ I tweet COVID stuff. Lists appreciated.If you enjoy the Hoptanglish words, please help to support a struggling lunatic. amazon.com/dp/099539430X
@ManuelCalati Every one gets a stereo(typist)
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How Do You Hide From A Republican?... Disguise Yourself As Treason.
Sergei Kourdakov was ex-KGB. She worked for the US Fed Gov. A true, life-changing journey that far surpassed mystery and intrigue. #Nonfiction #Russia #Romance #SergeiKourdakov #ThePersecutor #Intrigue #Spy #KGB #IARTG #BookBoost amazon.com/Rose-Sergei-K-…
You know *this is all temporary? *literally everything.
My fortune cookie fortune: ___________________________ | | | *ʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏɴᴇʀ* | |__________________________|
hitchhiking in 1980: "are you a serial killer?" hitchhiking in 2021: "are you vaccinated?"
Paperbacks of The Countdown (The Deathday Chronicles) are finally here! At long last. I’m so happy to share them with the world. Contact me for signed copies 💙 books2read.com/thecountdown
@yassadda @sinnsage I think this is much better! Υass for your desktop!! 🤔but give me time to get better at the weekend!ok i late--.work cya 😊
All Hail the Queen of Twitter @aimessweethrt It’s her Birthday!!!!! 🥳 Love you Lady!!!! ♥️
May not be the sharpest tool but at least I’m in the shed
The Race: A New York Story by Joe Perez amazon.com/dp/1625169523/… via @amazon
I didn't choose this life. If I had, I would have been a bear. Bears spend their entire summer deliberately getting as fat as possible so that they can sleep for the next 7 months.
Canada votes in elementary school gymnasiums with tiny pencils then we hand count the ballots with scrutineers keeping an eye on the count. What's the fucking problem United States?
I shout “Running Man!” but I’m clearly doing the Sprinkler. For some reason this fills you with unimaginable rage.
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