Marcus @MarcusFetus

France, stop hating on Japan please. 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 Joined June 2012

Tweets

6K
Followers

71
Following

328
Likes

41K

Marcus @MarcusFetus

a day ago

@TheRustyQuill @DelReyBooks @DelReyUK HYPE

0 0 0 8 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

2 days ago

@kindosober This is the only happiness that exists if HLE drop in swiss

0 0 15 2K 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

2 days ago

@zNickYingling A hero of ancient times. When it shook, it drizzled. May he rest in peace

0 0 40 972 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

2 days ago

@hutaoc6r5 @duolingo L gatekeeper.

3 0 2 1K 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

2 days ago

I’ve never seen marketing so powerful

Duolingo @duolingo

2 days ago

make my own group, call it K/DUO

229 2K 15K 805K 2K

1 0 0 11 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

4 days ago

@DeltyThe73rd They’re in the walls

0 0 0 25 0

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

6 days ago

@babooshkadude @hadiclipping Go get married and be happy

2 0 76 5K 1

View Details

🇺🇸 𝕯𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖓 🇵🇱🐍 @dronetreadonme

a week ago

Indian Cybersecurity Certificate holders be like

144 2K 19K 370K 3K

View Details

Peter Dedene @dedene

a week ago

Somewhere, a CTO just found out their servers still run PHP 5.6 💀

149 1K 9K 528K 2K

View Details

Marcus @MarcusFetus

7 days ago

Never forget what he did for gaming

Myth @Myth_

a week ago

XQC, Gollum, and James Charles enter a bar.

3 5 297 46K 34

0 0 0 12 0

View Details

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.