Mari Murphy @MariCLMurphy
grad student, bartender, freelance writer (she/her) | instagram: @/yourphotosarewellshit | “never knowingly a knobhead, always a gobshite” Pronunciation: mar-EE Joined November 2013-
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Omg just set up a creepy joint tinder profile where both your faces are hidden like a normal couple who want a threesome
Omg just set up a creepy joint tinder profile where both your faces are hidden like a normal couple who want a threesome
This second bit is fascinating to me and is something I’ve been thinking about a lot.
Hiya @howdenlocaluk . This press release you have just sent me. Did you write the headline before you got the data through and then thought "fuck it, stick with Liverpool"?
Forgot to posttttt Earth-themed watches for week 17 💕
Forgot to posttttt Earth-themed watches for week 17 💕 https://t.co/mE0qcwzHu2
Nothing a company can do to make me never shop with them quicker than to do a whole "merch drop" and have it be sold out immediately to resellers. Absolutely not.
[sigh] a lot of you could do with seeing the video of that Salah comment you feel
A lot of narrow chat about the letdown earlier but we really need to also fume about the Reds affecting my ability to enjoy yet another Manchester United disasterclass. Limiting the enjoyment of Manchester United haters during feast times?! and for what?! FEAST TIMES.
Okay but fr though why did Taylor stop Gakpo? Areola could throw the ball out for medical attention or have stayed down I’m very confused
Turns out it’s a lot more fun to watch when your team actually wants to win the ball you know
I will be using “having a short husband” as a carte blanche to call him a “pint-sized loser” and have it be acceptable I fear
I will be using “having a short husband” as a carte blanche to call him a “pint-sized loser” and have it be acceptable I fear
At what point is it OK to speculate that people who so easily use egregious comparisons actually DO harbour ill intent towards the groups they mention, specifically to retraumatise them with these violent slogans? It is sinister and feels intentional.
At what point is it OK to speculate that people who so easily use egregious comparisons actually DO harbour ill intent towards the groups they mention, specifically to retraumatise them with these violent slogans? It is sinister and feels intentional.
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“Funding concerns aside” as if the counter protesters didn’t set up an entire Large screen with sound system and stage set up at UCLA. Lmao are we stretching before these reaches? They bought the green one not the blue one because it’s a pro Palestine/anti war protest.
@EYakoby A dozen of the tents at Columbia looked exactly the same. Funding concerns aside (since it could have come out to ~$25 a tent per Amazon) it makes me wonder how coordinated it all was and how far in advance these were ordered.
His team’s getting relegated, but at least he’s made himself better by mocking a tragedy. Absolute weapon.
Well someone’s gonna wake up in the morning feeling like a dick & possibly banned An absolute weapon
So we know someone who does two hours of laundry twice a month doesn’t change the sheets or exercise regularly …
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
please look at this lego fox my mother got for her birthday
"You don't need to wash sheets that often" thanks for telling us all that you aren't having sex
Two hours of work twice a month
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
@MariCLMurphy Same, been on my mind for a while.
But why would Areola believe there was a free-kick when there was no whistle and he very obviously wasn’t fouled? It’s a long way down the list of issues this season but this was wholly avoidable. Time wasting GKs are so used to getting their way they just carry on regardless.
The VAR Review is here! This week: 📌 Kulusevski pen before Arsenal's second goal? 📌 Van der Ven offside 📌 Rice on Davies pen 📌 Chelsea's disallowed goal 📌 Areola + Gakpo (not VAR) 📌 Onana on Amdouni 📌 Barco pen on Semenyo? ➕Much more! espn.com/soccer/story/_…
People will enjoy Liverpool falling away but give Arsenal and City their level of injuries and see how they get on… …though their more controlled style probably helps them avoid injuries a bit more than a Liverpool team having to dig out so many wins this season. Chaos costs?
No matter how fatigued, no matter the state of the game, Mikel Arteta has his Arsenal Untouchables. There is no substitute for his headliners — who have been entrusted to push Arsenal over the line. 📝 @amylawrence71 theathletic.com/5455859/?utm_m…
Hiya @howdenlocaluk . This press release you have just sent me. Did you write the headline before you got the data through and then thought "fuck it, stick with Liverpool"?
I mean I guess it’s nice that we can just go out and enjoy our Sundays instead of watching Arsenal and City win whilst having a breakdown. I guess….
One of the weirdest Israeli brained things is how fundamentally incapable they are of realizing 9/10 people worldwide prefer the Irish to the British.
Notice how Palestinian flags are always paired with Irish flags, while Israeli flags are paired with UK flags.
a surprising number of people can't get their minds around the idea that people's style choices are not always motivated by a desire to get a date or advance their career
see how them tats gon and now everyone “would”?? perfect example of be mindful of your tattoos and their placement
Spurs been terrible defending corners right on the keeper all season so let me tell you I cannot wait to watch 8 outswinging corners next Sunday.
If it matters, am not at all interested in Salah/Klopp nonsense. It happens and it's 3 more games from here.
I think America's response to 9/11 was bad
“October 7 was essentially Israel’s 9/11.” “If Israel were to stop fighting, October 7 would happen again”, says The Sunday Times’s @HadleyFreeman on #TimesRadio. 📻 shorturl.at/arEG5 @hugorifkind
UPDATE: Only 2 shots so far. Pretty good! And 1 uncle asking if I can get him into the RNC so he can see “his guy” and his Fox News “honeys”
Going to a family function with family members I see once every 5 years at best and I’m gonna take a shot every time someone asks me if I still live in MKE and then says something incredibly shitty about MKE wish me luck it was nice knowing you all
Always loved this conversation “Isn’t the crime really bad?” “No” “Really? I’m pretty sure it is” “Well I actually live there and that’s fake” Rinse, repeat for every city I’ve ever lived in
Going to a family function with family members I see once every 5 years at best and I’m gonna take a shot every time someone asks me if I still live in MKE and then says something incredibly shitty about MKE wish me luck it was nice knowing you all
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