marisha @Marisha_C
overwhelmingly unsuccessful. she/her Joined May 2011-
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my current job has me wishing it was a 65 seated, down two servers, 86 patty melt, last bottle of Tito’s night at the sporting club 😭we’re down bad y’all
helpless is my least favorite feeling and I’ve been feeling it a lot recently. what’s going on with stars or space, tell me crystal ladies
Now that everyone is turning on Jonah Hill is it safe for me to say I’ve never really liked him or thought he was that funny. Not surprised he’s a steaming pile of shit that treats women terribly lol
This is the only acceptable kind of method acting
This is the only acceptable kind of method acting
my biggest pet peeve about technology is people who wear Apple Watches when they are dressed for a formal event. Y’all can live without it for a few hours I promise
ducks after that oil spill in 2010:
Had a lady come into the library today who was going through it emotionally so we had a good talk but now I want to beat her son in laws ass. I can’t be helping people like this because they don’t have the same rage issues I do. Like give me that man’s address rn!!
It’s all fun and games until you get slammed to the ground and it takes days to physically recover. As my mawmaw would say, I ain’t a spring chicken anymore
Went to yoga, got an iced chai, the weather is nice. Maybe I don’t actually have depression
Having a crisis bc the teenagers who came into the library called me “ma’am”. I’m not ma’am age yet, I dressed cool today just to avoid this :/
“What’s the word for when you have mommy and daddy issues?” “Clinically insane?”
Sometimes I have a little giggle when I remember that I work in tech as I google why my laptop randomly shut off
Everything is fine until it’s a random Tuesday in June and you’re crying into your coffee all because of a dream that felt a little too real, a punch to the throat. Followed with the chance of that happening again everyday until you die. That’s grief
My doc put me on meds to gain weight and my friend started selling Filipino boxed lunches. The universe really aligned on this one
Scrolling eBay is the reason my screen time is so high and I have no shame
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Goodmornin to my glasses wearing baddies too
selena gomez saying a post won’t do anything when she has the 3rd largest following in the world on one of the biggest and most influential social platforms to ever exist like girl…dumb as rocks, can’t keep a man, and the veneers look crazy like babe pick a struggle omfg
Margot Robbie probably threw herself onto Will Smith and he was like “no I can’t do this I got a wife and kids” meanwhile Jada and Willow were playing with a Ouija Board trying to contact Pac
Today 12yo said in a Can You Believe it tone, “did you know that someone sued McDonald’s because their coffee was HOT? And now they have to put a warning on their coffee saying that it’s hot?” Reader, I was ready lmao
@ByDobson I think about this a lot
@Marisha_C Send me your birth time and place mama and I can figure it out 🤍
“I’m the NBA logo lil nigga”
Jerry West dropping knowledge to attentive Detroit Pistons rookie Ausar Thompson.
@Marisha_C @sydneemikahla I love you more @Marisha_C
@Marisha_C @Jordantylur You’re stronger than me 😂
@Marisha_C Same!!! Who are you? Spy kids, Kim possible? 😵💫😅
I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to skip around in big pants with tiny shirts and kiss the heads of furry animals. We are going against gods will 🤚🏽
when something is fermented. pickles, olives, jalapeños, kimchi. suspended in a brine which becomes imbued with its self-same essence. like a fossil in amber. and of course the probiotics. how decadent…..
My aunt made my grandmothers Mac and Cheese, Its the first time I’ve had it in over 5 years and I teared up after the fist bite, tasted exactly the same🥹
If I was Todd Longanacre I’d be shakin in my booties right about now
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Officer I’m not drunk I’m just trying to eat my biscuits and gravy
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Carolyn Bryant Donham, the woman who lied in the case that led to the lynching of Emmett Till, has finally died at the age of 88.
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