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When someone is speaking the truth but you don't like them
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
There is no moment but this moment. "Now" is all there is - the Eternal Moment of Now.
Important... when addressing interracial romance in a music video, using puppets is best. wp.me/pYhPP-dec @funnyordie
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Sometimes, life doesn't suck.
Pink has been named Billboard Woman of the Year 2013... well done @Pink! Awesome moment in #PinkHistory! billboard.com/articles/news/…
What hurts you today, makes you stronger tomorrow.
Twitter will not be safe until every single feed is armed with this retweet. Do it... for the children.
when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you’d rather chill at home.
I keep craving cereal for some odd reason.
All work and no play.
It is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Keep my dad in your prayers. He is having test done today.
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Those videos are so scary and so disturbing.