⭐️ ⭐️💎Thick thighs, thin patience @MartinStormSEA
Fledging streamer, total dork, two time video model for @SoundersFC. He/him. Seattle, WA Joined December 2011-
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This team is literally going to be the death of me.
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Raúl and cheeky panenkas: name a better duo
Raúl and cheeky panenkas: name a better duo
If this holds I’m totally taking credit given that I didn’t travel back to Philly. Maybe I really do need to return my season tickets.
I feel *incredibly* called out right now. I feel sad that I won’t be seeing my friends for a while, but I’ve made no secret of the fact that my mental health has been rock bottom lately and the team’s form is absolutely contributing to that.
2024, listen. Please just fucking kill me already, I swear to god, I’m not going to last much longer like this.
Live now for the next 12 hours! The only gift I request is your company if you can! twitch.com/StormMartinEBFG
Live now for the next 12 hours! The only gift I request is your company if you can! twitch.com/StormMartinEBFG
Hey friends - y'all know I try not to post streaming stuff on main but I'm doing a 12 hour stream for my birthday tmrw. Given my (bad) mental health, I'd be so grateful if folks could give any amount of time to keep me company & chat. I'll post/repost again tmrw to remind folks.
I know people likely think I’m being dramatic or whatever, but when one of the few things left that was bringing me joy in life is no longer bringing me that joy… what do I do? Seriously asking, folks.
Anyone want to take over my tickets for this season? Not even joking. Universe is really making sure I won’t make it to 45, I’ll tell you what
So who else experienced a collective trauma flashback when Stef went out of the box?
I knew I should’ve gotten stoned before the match.
Off to Temple… and realizing I haven’t seen anyone face to face besides my husband for the past two weeks. So how will this go? Let’s find out!
I still love that my two most favorite Sounders share a birthday (and it’s only 3 days before mine)
I still love that my two most favorite Sounders share a birthday (and it’s only 3 days before mine)
There's a joke about myself here that I probably reeeeeeeeally should refrain from making.
There's a joke about myself here that I probably reeeeeeeeally should refrain from making.
Hi it's me I hate everything
Again, at this point it’d be easier to name the current Sounders who *haven’t* had a blond era
Again, at this point it’d be easier to name the current Sounders who *haven’t* had a blond era
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Offseason Orca Dad �.. @itsdoctorem
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Tim Ostlund-Foss, sam.. @timostlundfoss
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Jeff @TacosAndHaircut
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Lindsey Wasson 📸 @lindseywasson
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Schmetzer said they finally saw the non-broadcast angle of Ruidíaz’s goal from behind the goal and said it was even more impressive. Had to navigate defenders and said goalkeeper wasn’t quite as out of position as it may have looked.
Media has never shied away from showing those characters? This is how I know you're too young to have been there, Friends having a gay wedding was fucking revolutionary at the time...
@Punished_Steve media has never shied away from showing ambiguously gendered or queer coded characters, what's shied away from is portraying these characters as anything other than evil and/or a joke to be laughed at.
We thought Raúl's goal felt familiar 😁
Obed Vargas says the best message ne received after scoring was from his brother who sent a video of their dad reacting. Apparently, Abad was driving to training and filmed it while waiting at a stoplight.
To answer your questions: yes, the temptation to boop was real.
The only problem I would have with the Crew winning CONCACAF is their fans spending the next year arguing over whose “path to the trophy” was harder, Seattle or Columbus as a way to diminish our accomplishment. As if that matters. You can only win the tournament you’re in.
Definitely thought of Street Fighter right when I saw this pic! ⚡️@ArtButSports @SoundersFC
Sweaty proof. Now time for a victory Musubi 🤤🥵
The door to the press room just opened while waiting for Jim Curtin and we heard what I believe to be the Seattle Sounders singing Jingle Bells in a celebratory fashion the locker room after defeating Union 3-2 at Subaru Park Yikes #DOOP
Every time I show my spouse some jokes I've written, she points out that "Decent, well-adjusted people aren't pathologically dependent on making strangers laugh to mine some level of self value." Fair, but Hey!
This is every fucking better, well done @SoundersFC #DOOP
“Seattle invented losing here” is some great banter
Y'all got duped 🤭
Philly sealed that loss when they took down the “Seattle invented losing here” banner at the half when they were down by 3. No commitment to being insufferable.
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