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Clumsily laughing at the bad things in life. Secrets direct from my brain to your eyeballs. Exile, Chicago Joined February 2009-
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Jesus Christ: The ultimate nepo baby. #Jesus #PalmSunday #HolyWeek2023 #Christianity
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I'm convinced that my mom is on the prayer line just to get hot church gossip. #Catholic
For the love of God, don't rhetorically ask me "what are the odds?" Cuz I'll get out my fucking calculator.
@JamesWh84290925 @LindsayCGraves Hi James! Research shows that the break through infection rate is low. In general, the unvaccinated population (including children) are the ones who will suffer and spread the virus.
Hair is essentially strings that constantly grow out of our head.
If I close my eyes, I can't differentiate between Peppa Pig and Call The Midwife. #peppapig #callthemidwife #bbc
@helikedmyshoes That's awful/annoying. Do you know who it is? Do I still get your stories? They're pretty much my news source.
What percentage of non-mask-wearers willingly wear a Klan's hood? #MasksOn
@twig5597 All four of us endured it. I don't think socialization is worth it.
When that swab went into my upper sinus cavity, the space time continuum halted and God himself told me that he was not real. #COVID19 #CovidTesting
@AnnaLu312 My auntie died too. She was eccentric. XO.
I thought my husband left me today and I was so pissed he didn't take one of the children.
After a Zoom cocktail party, I like to drive around the block so that I can still feel alive. #drunkdriving #justkidding
My husband told our kid, "you're the type of child who'd turn her parents into the Gestapo." She's 3. He's right. @toombsday
The evidence is mounting that I am dead and this is hell.
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