Matrix Monkey @Matrix_Monkey
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@RealTomatoSoup @jnsturgess I use HABIT because it is both useful and hilarious.
@RealTomatoSoup @DonovanIrven @jnsturgess Took me 4, though I almost used it for 3
As you may know, @Twedes_Cafe in King County, Washington is an important landmark for #TwinPeaks fans. They have set up a GoFundMe to assist their staff. If you're able to, please donate or share their story. gofundme.com/f/twede039s-ca…
conservatives are writing bad bioshock audiologs after being inside for four days
Take a minute to read this and become filled with an immense amount of rage.
Jeff Bezos sold $3.4 billion of Amazon shares in the first week of February, representing 3% of his Amazon holdings. It allowed him to avoid roughly $317 million in losses and represented almost as much stock as he sold during the previous 12 months. wsj.com/articles/bezos…
🚨🚨👍🏽 #StayAtHome
listen to amy santiago! #brooklyn99 @melissafumero
RIP my mentions but... A Biden-Sanders ticket: The unthinkable may be the only path forward interc.pt/33nmpxn by @jeremyscahill, @ryangrim
@DonovanIrven But honestly I'd like to audit your class for this discussion.
@joshgad You spelled Gummi Bears wrong and it bothers me more than it should.
@chloebennet @AgentsofSHIELD @Marvel What purpose does the belt serve?
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman always call games like two guys who spent the night before together naked in a hot tub and neither one wants to talk about it.
@jnsturgess @DonovanIrven Don't ya think?
@billyeichner I would watch that movie.
@Raising_Canes Great food, but can we talk about the styrofoam container and plastic bag you give out with almost every meal? More could be done to be environmentally friendly and profitable. Or should I just start bringing my own container?
@SethMacFarlane so is Captain Mercer circumcised or what? I'm on the tip of my seat here. #TheOrville
@Jstein2469 @RexDEAFootball @ClintOldenburg is unranked MUT Draft coming back? If not, why? Thanks.
@Jstein2469 @RexDEAFootball @ClintOldenburg unranked MUT draft was removed without comment. Is it coming back? If not, why?
Donovan Irven @DonovanIrven
978 Followers 1K Following Philosopher, Essayist, Writer of Fiction. Associate Editor, Analecta Hermeneutica. Senior Associate Fellow, International Institute of Hermeneutics
TMFL Commish @TMFLCommish
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Edward @alistaire@fos... @alistaire
315 Followers 1K Following data scientist / engineer of sorts at @voltrondata. odds, ends, #rstats, 🐍
Red Wolf Wham! @T_B_Network
20 Followers 143 Following MissCo Funeral Home Director. Ain’t no glam, it’s Red Wolf Wham! God bless our troops!
The E Sports Network @E_SportsNetwork
13 Followers 47 Following We are the official twitter for the Experience Sports Network!
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.8M Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier
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JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS
124K Followers 971 Following hate when folks say nobody is from DC | @nbc4sports All Ears https://t.co/Ff90oGAWML | weekdays 10-2 @1067theFan | Beltway Football for @monsportsnet
Existential Comics (f... @existentialcoms
388K Followers 163 Following A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. Follow me on bluesky: existentialcomics
Ben Rhodes @brhodes
516K Followers 2K Following Pod Save The World, NYT, MS, Author - All We Say: The Battle for American Identity. Substack: https://t.co/ar8J8g3DAF
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Donovan Irven @DonovanIrven
978 Followers 1K Following Philosopher, Essayist, Writer of Fiction. Associate Editor, Analecta Hermeneutica. Senior Associate Fellow, International Institute of Hermeneutics
Melissa Fumero @melissafumero
573K Followers 715 Following I act in stuff. Sometimes I direct. Mostly funny stuff. Mama Bear. Wife. Friend. I love food & coffee. She/Her. 🇨🇺🇺🇸
jeremy scahill @jeremyscahill
430K Followers 5K Following Journalist at @DropSiteNews. Wrote Blackwater & Dirty Wars. Tips/proton mail: [email protected]. DM for signal.
Jon Favreau @jonfavs
1.3M Followers 2K Following The Other One. @PodSaveAmerica, @Crookedmedia, terminally online host of Offline, Obama speechwriter
Emma Watson @EmmaWatson
23.6M Followers 355 Following
Dan Savage @fakedansavage
318K Followers 3K Following Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! Savage Lovecast! My weekly sex-advice column, podcast, and more are available at https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!
Dr. Max’s Pears @RealTomatoSoup
341 Followers 659 Following Doctor of Philosophy. Small business owner. he/him
Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
2.5M Followers 3K Following I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.
Pete Holmes @peteholmes
351K Followers 994 Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him.
Scot Mccloughan @MccloughanScot
26K Followers 126 Following God. Family. Football players. For business inquiries, DM @JessicaMcCloug1
billy eichner @billyeichner
1.9M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.8M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/Rrty23Lfn7
Leonard Nimoy @TheRealNimoy
732K Followers 20 Following Born in Boston.Went to Hollywood at 18. 16 years later cast as Spock in Star Trek. @shopllap
Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen
3.6M Followers 795 Following My ONLY X/Twitter account. Beware of imposters who try to gain your confidence.
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.0M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday
2.3M Followers 922 Following "The Guild" Reunion Movie is HAPPENING! https://t.co/wE56aAs2Dm "Lost Daughter of Sparta" graphic novel: https://t.co/HAP7jM4Ku2You might like
