Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

Snarky foul mouthed liberal with high functioning autism and loves pretty much anything outdoors. Massive Bad Religion fan. Parrot parent #SlavaUkraiini Colorado Joined July 2023

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

If you were dumb enough to vote for Trump, I hope you find yourself getting fucked over by every single fucking DOGE cut. I hope you lose your job, home, healthcare, social security, everything you hold dear. You deserve it dipshits 🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕😂

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

It's been the Gulf of Mexico for decades, we shouldn't change it so Trump can perform his jingoistic puffery🤬🖕

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2 years ago

Google Maps changes the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. What do you call it? A. Gulf of America B. Gulf of Mexico C. I don’t care

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

Thank you! I've been thinking about this for a while. It's not like SCOTUS will vote against the imperial presidency, regardless how egregious the misconduct...

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2 years ago

Google Maps changes the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. What do you call it? A. Gulf of America B. Gulf of Mexico C. I don’t care

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

So red hats, have you figured out you voted to get yourself fucked 7 ways from Sunday yet? Don't worry, the reality of the situation YOU voted for will result in your own getting well and truly fucked will penetrate the walls of lies and misinformation you erect around yourself..

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

If @elonnusk wants my personal medical records, he should know that I say "FUCK OFF" and that he can choke to death on the fattest part of my dick! #ExileElon

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

@jethrostudio A lot of them left the good people of the nation to fend for themselves, but I must, as a a matter of mental health, believe not ALL unions are run by trump sycophants. There MUST be decent people in there somewhere. I fucking hope at least....

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

I can't say with any certainty, so, for the purpose of the transparency I must be very clear that this is supposition, but it seems entirely possible. Fire his oligarch ass into deep space on one of his fucking rockets, never to be seen again as he burns up in a decaying orbit...

🌊🌊Blue Ball Tsunami🌊🌊 @AssusReamus

2 years ago

Do you think Elon Musk hacked our election so Trump would win?

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Everett @OddswithGOP

2 years ago

It’s no secret, if he’s talking, he’s lying.

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

@jethrostudio I have to respectfully disagree that ALL government officials are the enemy. In Colorado, the governor and his state level subordinates are working hard to protect our state from trump/musk rule. Seems to be more an exception than a rule, but it's still a bit of hope...

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

Congrats on getting in shape, I need to work hard to do the same; we have absolutely no idea of what may come and when being able to run a 5 min mile could be life saving. I hate musk and Trump for forcing me to think fatalism. Crooked motherfuckers....

Lynn Without an E @Moon_River05

2 years ago

I am proud to announce that my ginormous bra I purchased 6 months ago is now unwearable. Waaaaaaaaay too big! Wooo Hoooo

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

@TooHot2Handle26 Holy shit! I've almost entirely off of this platform now, I stop in about once a month to keep my account active in case I need it. Are you on the platform we're not allowed to mention specifically? I've put off joining up there for a long time, but that time might soon be over..

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

I truly hope that EVERY LAST TRUMP VOTER is entirely fucked over by his policies, just like those of us without our heads up our asses and voted for Harris. We're all getting skull fucked, they deserve to get fucked even harder. Fucking GQP derelicts 🤬🖕

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

@jethrostudio One of these days I'll register an account over there, but for now, Spoutible and an occasional stop in here is as much politics I can handle for now. Every time I turn on the news, my body struggles to laugh, cry and vomit simultaneously. Dont think I'm out though, the opposite

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

So, are you MAGA supporting dipshits beginning to realize just how profoundly bad you fucked up? If you morons haven't figured out your fuck up, you will...

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

@JayneLake2 Joe Biden but of course, dear leader is infallible as far as the MAGA dumbfucks are concerned....

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

Someone needs to explain to the GQP that winning an election with a narrow plurality DOES NOT constitute a mandate for GQP policies!!

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

👋 I'm here intermittently, at least for now...

Lynn Without an E @Moon_River05

2 years ago

I am proud to announce that my ginormous bra I purchased 6 months ago is now unwearable. Waaaaaaaaay too big! Wooo Hoooo

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

Old friends and most of my extended family unfortunately 😔

Lynn Without an E @Moon_River05

2 years ago

I am proud to announce that my ginormous bra I purchased 6 months ago is now unwearable. Waaaaaaaaay too big! Wooo Hoooo

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

Come to Spoutible! Theres no ketamine addled derelict in charge and mis/disinformation is not allowed. It's a much nicer place than this racist cesspool!

💙🇵🇷Deanna🇺🇦💙 @BlueRacer999

2 years ago

Hi friends. I’m thinking about leaving. I just can’t anymore. muskrat is fucking this whole thing up. The election just has me a mess. I’m crying then pissed off and it’s giving me anxiety. I’ll miss you all. 😢💔

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

2 years ago

POTUS desperately needs to take advantage of "presidential immunity" ASAFuckingP to mitigate as much damage the incoming administration plans to inflict. Right. Fucking. NOW!!! Send in Seal Team 6, it's in his duties to protect the country after all....