Matthulhu @Mattaclysm
All The Small Things and The Little Things were written about my penis. How many songs have you had written about your genitalia? Joined January 2010-
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Get yourself a girl that claps when the plane lands
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“your husband always retweets you” um yes??? they’re called wedding vows
"I like how you said I'm tipsy, I'm not tipsy, I'm 18% alcohol by volume!" - Tipsy Danielle
It's just really cool that 15 years ago I was a dumb kid with a crush on a friend, 9 years ago I was a dumb kid who decided to do something about it, & this morning I was a dumb guy who left his house early so he could get bagels for breakfast with his best friend that he married
Now that trump is out office can we as a nation finally pass legislation to get The Haunting Hour streaming again @RL_Stine
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President Trump still has 3 hours to drop his health care plan
90% of the time I get to the bottom of an escalator I'm not ready to use my legs yet
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By coincidence: exactly 6 years ago today, as Vice President of the USA, Joe Biden sent this note to his staff. I presume in the background, thoughts of his first wife & daughter who died long ago; or his son, who died of cancer just a few months after this note. Worth reading.
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Sometimes...the good guys win.
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This was just the dexamethasone talking.
OUR GREAT USA WANTS & NEEDS STIMULUS. WORK TOGETHER AND GET IT DONE. Thank you!
I am Matt and I am cool Sike it's Danielle. Matt's still cool tho
Can confirm. Had a knife in my car for years. Was pulled over several times with it in view. Never got shot.
OUR GREAT USA WANTS & NEEDS STIMULUS. WORK TOGETHER AND GET IT DONE. Thank you!
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