Matt @Matty500

Discreet account. Just a nice and horny guy looking to make some friends 😊 Joined July 2026

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Adrian McKinty @adrianmckinty

2 days ago

tomorrow, as I'm sure you know, is the feast of Crispin you'll like this unless you're a gentleman of England now abed holding his manhood cheap

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Matt @Matty500

2 days ago

Now *that* was one busy (and at times challenging) week. Thank goodness it’s Saturday! 😮‍💨 😊 🙌🏻

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Matt @Matty500

6 days ago

@ZAccountancy Yup, grey, wet and gloomy… 🙁 ☔️

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Tom Cruise’s performance in Digger - in particular, his roughly 10-minute monologue midway through the film - has so many similarities to Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men. Both performances are an act of defiance. Both performances tell the audience that it’s the audience’s fault that the world is so fucked up. “You want me on that wall…you need me on that wall.” I kept thinking of Nicholson utter these lines while watching Cruise go off. The thread between Nicholson & Cruise is unbelievable.

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Matt @Matty500

2 weeks ago

@JessicaP6922 Good morning! Wow - looking great! 😍

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Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr

2 weeks ago

Robin Williams trying to do a Scene with Elmo. 🤣😂 what could go wrong?

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Matt @Matty500

2 weeks ago

We made it! 🎉 🙌🏻

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Jake Chatzky @jchat85

3 weeks ago

Kills me every time

New Heights @newheightshow

3 weeks ago

Ben Affleck's DVD Commentary on Armageddon might be his best work ever

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Matt @Matty500

4 weeks ago

Here we go again! 🤪

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Matt @Matty500

4 weeks ago

@ZAccountancy Naah - am sure will be ok. And if your bf hadn’t been eyeing her up and she hadn’t responded in the first place…

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Matt @Matty500

4 weeks ago

@ZAccountancy Makes the time go faster at least!

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Matt @Matty500

4 weeks ago

@ZAccountancy Not her average train journey!

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Matt @Matty500

4 weeks ago

@ZAccountancy Whats she been doing?

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Ely @imaderrygerl

a month ago

No idea why there’s so many Derry Girls clips on my feed but I’m 100% here for it. Although it’s bad for trying to get anything done because I keep stopping to watch them all!