Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson @MaxAbsorbency
If you're reading this, you're probably dumb as shit, lol warm water port oblast Joined July 2012-
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Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
Personally, I don't want farmers to get a single penny of my taxes for a bailout. I voted to protect your farm and you voted to destroy it. It is not my job to save you from your own stupidity. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
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Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
I DO NOT switch teams, I DO NOT bandwagon, I DO NOT enjoy this sport, I WATCH Ravens football, and if they're ass, I WATCH THEM AGAIN NEXT WEEK
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
A man with a sixteen year long heroin addiction told you that Tylenol causes autism, and you believed it like a dumbass
A guy who is definitely not triggered lol
this guy is definitely NOT really mad, no sir. its the libs imagining it lol
this guy is definitely NOT really mad, no sir. its the libs imagining it lol
this is how fucking stupid the average maga is
this is how fucking stupid the average maga is
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ shut down an FBI probe after agents caught Border Czar Tom Homan on tape taking $50,000 in cash from undercover operatives posing as contractors in exchange for promised gov’t contracts. Carol Leonnig & Ken Dilanian with a massive scoop. Link in reply.
Lmao I'm assuming this is a joke and it's funny
Lmao I'm assuming this is a joke and it's funny
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
you’ve just created a million Jimmy Kimmels
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
start diggin in yo hut twin
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
Why y’all not loud about the lynching like you were bout charlie kirk? #noticing
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
If this is true, this is the largest public corruption scandal in the history of the United States and it's not even close. nytimes.com/2025/09/15/us/…
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
One of the most dangerous issues we have to deal with as a nation is that Trump and his regime lie about literally every single thing
One of the most dangerous issues we have to deal with as a nation is that Trump and his regime lie about literally every single thing
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
Charlie Kirk on the Dallas Cowboys: “The Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5 foot 6 Mexican with long jean shorts?”
Charlie Kirk on the Dallas Cowboys: “The Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5 foot 6 Mexican with long jean shorts?” https://t.co/H6g28Wkk4b
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
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Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
We don't talk enough about how whiny MAGA are. They control every federal lever of government and most of the media and still 90% of their identity is pretending to be some sort of oppressed minority.
Neil SmokedeGrasse Tyson retweeted
The details of the shooting mostly make sense, the only thing I'm still confused about is: how did Tyler Robinson know that the person who discovered and read the shell casing would be gay?
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