Max K. Meehan @MaxDropout
I'm just an ordinary man, folks. An ordinary man with a lot of extraordinarily bad ideas. Austin, Texas Joined May 2010-
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Nothing says “lame as hell” like “Ted Cruz-approved.” Who knew that America’s second civil war would include a social media secession? That’s some Wall-E shit.
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My youngest Boy Scout as Carl Fredricksen. This is a milestone - the first year he’s selected his own costume.
Finished up the front yard for the holiday last night. Plan Nove from Outerspace was the theme. I wanted a Giallo/Ed Wood vibe this year. The mausoleum walls are actually full of candy!
At the inauguration I bet a bucket of pig's blood gets dumped on @realDonaldTrump. Then the lights will go red and the doors will slam.
I think the political climate is just right for Captain Ron to make his return in 2017.
I imagine the puzzle box from Hellraiser would be super badass on fishing trips.
Whenever I picture hell as a place, I imagine the movie "Grease."
New idea: computer monitor shaped like a head with an anus port in back so I can slap the shit out of it when someone is being obnoxious.
I don't think it makes you a "nazi" if you ask someone not to sit on your furniture because they are incontinent.
Dear @Elreynetwork, please hire @RealGilbert and bring back UP ALL NIGHT. It kind of makes sense. Thank you.
I don't give a shit about a Predator movie unless it takes place in feudal Japan, or is set in South America when the conquistadors land.
I imagine one of the best perks of working at a dildo factory would be all the cool dog toys you get to take home from the reject pile.
"Friday the 13th: Jason Goes to Fat Camp" would shatter box office records.
Guys, how sick is it gonna be when Vince McMahon repackages Nakamura as Rex Ruger?
I want to remake "Roots" as a Kung Fu drama and name the protagonist Toby Jaa.
They should make POLICE ACADEMY 8: SENSITIVITY TRAINING, and set it in Ferguson, Missouri. Police Academy is the salve this country needs.
"Quoth the Raven, 'Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh!'" - Edgar Tim Allen Poe
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Phil @WrestleNoir
874 Followers 1K Following I'm not on here any more, except now when I updated my bio. Book me to wrestle please. buy a shirt: https://t.co/OIXR3twPNP
Emily Taylor @im_emily_taylor
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Antonio Quintero 🇵... @tenchi24
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banging slowdive at t... @heroicallynude
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Dr. Jacob Dean @SchadenJake
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Steve'O Reno @pinfallwizard
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Mohit Jaswal @MohitJaswal
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Ashley Laurence @1AshleyLaurence
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foosball @watchfoosball
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Gimli Gibbler @PuglyRoxy
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Sam ➡️ CLAW LA @andsamwal
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Dr. Jacob Dean @SchadenJake
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