MelissAssileM @MeLyfta
red headed, left handed, Scorpio, monkey, ENTP. I collect robots, tattoos, and emotional baggage. m.facebook.com/melissa.mauldi… dallas texas Joined October 2013-
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“You’d save money by not going out as much.” -Someone who has severely underestimated my ability to spend all my money from the comfort of home.
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Just saw a rental ad for a house built in 1980 labeled “antique” so if you need me, I’ll be slowly walking into the ocean. 🌊🚶♀️
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How can I, an empath, blame others for my substance abuse problem
@fucking_sober This might be my favorite one yet. 🤣🤣🤣
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Sober ppl can have a little narcissism as a treat
Thanks Spector for spending 1,453 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Won't Wait. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/34nBPbc…
That boy you crush on cause of his memes? He gets them from me. You crush on me.
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I still don’t know my purpose in life but I do like sober sex
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@questlove Let’s talk about this for a minute. Proud mom moment’s are the best. Congratulations on your win #Questlove! 💕
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Can we FINNNNNNNALY stop talking about it?
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All I ask for is an easy, painless recovery while I overcomplicate and resist every step of the way
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Me: “addiction is NOT something to joke about.” Me: **drops keys on floor trying to open the door** Me: “I am going to fucking relapse.”
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Ironic detachment is out. Engaged sincerity (with curse words) is in. Love all. Forgive all.
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My biggest fear in recovery is that I’ll accidentally start believing something terrible. Like, that I’m a beautiful person who deserves love
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This was January 6th. This is not “legitimate political discourse.”
Thank you @rainbowkittensurprise Rainbow Kitten Surprise for spending 1,770 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4hz8tIa…
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