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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

Chief resident that finds balance between rants, Netflix, and sharp objects. #surgery #medicine United States Joined January 2014
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Joe Savarese @joesavy

4 years ago

So after 9 months of hearing me answer pages as a vascular fellow, my fiancé with no medical background came into the bedroom, said she figured out the laws of vascular surgery, and she wrote this out. @UAMS_Vascular @uamshealth #MedTwitter #vascular #surgery #MedEd

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🩺 @Medtwitteer

5 years ago

After watching how some people wear their MASKS , I understand why CONTRACEPTION FAILURE rate is HIGH. #MedTwitter #MedStudentTwitter

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

When you are in a sassy mood after 24 hour call waiting on attending to round. #mood #sundayvibes

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

When I type panscan into my phone, the next word on my predictive text is the word negative. #trauma #surgery #fallonbloodthinners

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

Got bailed out of clinic today by having to go to the OR. And that’s reason 904 to love surgery. Plus it’s good to be chief these days.

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

Today is a clinic day. And I’m dying. My attending has been in a room with my middle level and a patient for about an hour. Ready to go back to the OR.

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

Home sick for 3 days. Tested negative for #COVID19 after exposure to Covid positive patient that hadn’t been tested yet. Cool, bullet dodged. Okay... so what the hell do I have then?

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

That’s like saying a hemodynamically unstable immunocompromised pt in septic shock with generalized peritonitis from a perforation should not undergo an operation because their mortality rate is high. With no operation mortality is 100%. Sounds like post hoc fallacy.

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Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu

6 years ago

That’s like saying a hemodynamically unstable immunocompromised pt in septic shock with generalized peritonitis from a perforation should not undergo an operation because their mortality rate is high. With no operation mortality is 100%. Sounds like post hoc fallacy.

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

5 years ago

So are we or are we not chugging bleach? Because my recent beer purchases have put a dent in my wallet. #TrumpDisinfectant #TrumpIsNotADoctor #Covid_19

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

7 years ago

No other words needed. #july1st #interns #medschool #newinterns #winteriscoming #premed #medicine #surgery #YouKnowNothingJonSnow

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

7 years ago

For those of y’all still here.... I graduated med school... two years ago. Hence the silence. #residencyproblems

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

Can we have off rotations the week leading up to #MatchDay2016 so we can sit at home to overthink and eat ice cream?

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

You and me both Ted Mosby. You and me both. #Match2016 #MatchDay2016 #NRMP #HIMYM #interviews #residencyvibes

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NRMP® @TheNRMP

10 years ago

#Match2016 TWITTER CHAT TOMORROW ON RANKING! 1/28 2-3pm Eastern Time using #ROL2016

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

When you simply connect the surgeon’s phone to the Bluetooth speaker in the OR & he thinks your a genius. I’ll take it. #medschool

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

It’s been too long since I’ve seen the mesage pop up on #Netflix to ask me if I want to keep watching. #TooMuchWork #MoreNetflix #medschool

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

And with Step 2 CS & CK over and in the middle of my last visiting rotation…it’s time to tweet again. #hustle #medschool #4thYear

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

What’s more chill than Saturday morning rounds? Iced coffee Saturday morning rounds. #medschool

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

I called pharmacy to ask about appropriate antibiotics. She asked me if it was gram negative staph infection #fail #medschool

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Med_Schooled @MedSchool_Humor

10 years ago

#IfWeDate know that when you text me “what are you up to?”…there’s a high likelihood the answer is the same as it was 4 hrs ago. #studying

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