MedicHumor @MedicHumor
EMS Jokes, Short Stories, Etc. EMS Humor that Doesn't Suck! facebook.com/MedicHumor Joined January 2012-
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Ripping off the finger of your glove to start an IV is about as effective as jamming a hole through the end of your condom
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@MedicHumor My efforts to get prescribed IV caffeine have failed so far. I keep trying tho.
You can't tell me you haven't at least considered a coffee IV
My EMS retirement fund includes 36 scratch off lotto tickets and investment into Folgers Coffee
I need to stop referring to my partner as the "Designated Driver"
The crewmember with the highest GCS drives to the call at 4 AM
Ambo-squeak: The constant high pitched squeak from unknown origin that makes you die a little inside as you travel down the highway
S'mornin: On this date, prior to the 12 o'clock hour "I took my meds S'mornin like I s'post to"
It's less than a week till Christmas and the directions include "It's the house with the Christmas lights." Could we narrow it down a bit?
The Garfield: Cramming as much food into you mouth as quickly as possible when you try to eat but the calls won't stop
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Supervisor with a fist full of needles: "Who else wants a flu shot? No? How about a prison tat?"
A coworker just said to me "Well I went and picked up the keg for our family get together tomorrow" I've been doing Thanksgiving all wrong
"Ya know my last ambulance ride was very rough and uncomfortable" "We will try to make this ride just a pleasurable as your last, sir"
The odds of a patient being completely naked raises exponentially higher based on their weight
That grunt of disgust you make when you step off the rig and can already smell them
So would the bulb on a miller blade be considered a.... Miller Lite??
The lifepack is actually a JOULEry box guys.....a f@#$%n joulery box!!
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