Michelle @MeeshyMachine

Appreciates festivals, rock & roll, ice hockey, country music, weekend trips, cultures, history, sundresses, food/health, advertising/marketing & media! Long Island, NY Joined January 2010

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Had a dream that I got a female duck as a pet and named her Jack O’Brian. How do I even begin to interpret THAT dream? #dreammeanings #whattheduck

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Those people who think taking off the bra after a long day is the best feeling ever have probably never worn knee-high nylons for 10+ hrs... now, where are my fuzzy socks? #fuzzysocksovernylons

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Is it socially acceptable to wear a sweatshirt to Mulcahy’s when you’re over 30? 🤔👵🏼

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Every autumn, I’m reminded that there’s no graceful way to eat a candy apple

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Senator Hatch Office @senorrinhatch

7 years ago

These DNA tests are quite something.

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Not every victim will have that kind of record, which is fine, but the notion that *every* woman must be believed is absurd. Just ask the 3 Duke lax players who were falsely accused of rape by a woman who virtually all of the media believed but who made the whole thing up.

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

If you ask for something wrapped in clear paper, might as well just say to me, “let’s see your inner 3 year old wrappping job with Saran Wrap.” Why can I wrap like a pro but when it comes to clear, it’s a total wreck?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Anyone else open a sleeve of @Ritzcrackers , look down 10 min later and it’s all gone? #DidIDoThat #whoops #crackcrackers #nomnomnom #allbymyself

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Michelle @MeeshyMachine

7 years ago

Has there been research on dog dreams? My dog is dreaming hard rn, breathing heavy and flapping her paws around. If she’s squirrel chasing in her dreams I’ll let her dream but if it’s nightmares about being chased by anyone bad, imma wake her... #dogdreams