✨ Melly ✨ @MellyMaestro
tutta bocca e niente pantaloni. Durham Joined August 2010-
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Made a new amigo at the Bernabeu. Deep in conversation, despite him not speaking English and me not speaking Spanish. Every time Madrid scored, he ten-fived with me the ferocity of a thousand suns. I'm in agony - my elbow is possibly shattered - but life is good. Hala Madrid.
I never realise how very English I am until I go on holiday and it takes me ages to get served at the bar because I naturally assume there to be a queue.
Last time I came to see Real Madrid, I smashed my glasses. This is time, one of my hearing aids has ended up in the boating pond at El Retiro. As much as I complain about Leeds United, they've yet to rob me of my literal senses.
Parents: I love all my children the same. Also parents:
I love how airports are strict but simultaneously lawless. Like, I've had to abandon my dry shampoo but there's a girly on hen do walking around with a dildo strapped to a hard hat lol.
Jadon Sancho is using Nuno Mendes as a training cone 😞
Imagine if Sancho was spineless and apologised. Backed himself and probably hasn’t looked back
Having a nice time watching Jadon Sancho in a Dortmund shirt has got me feeling like a time traveller. Hope there's no international disasters on the horizon. #DortmundPSG
@MellyMaestro @ArcticReviews On a positive, by continuing their obsessive selection (and rescheduling) of our games, Sky Sports have now ended up with a completely meaningless live game for the last day of the season. F**k you Sky Sports.
Toni Kroos could find my dad with a pass,what a ball
VINI JR GOAL, WHAT A PASS BY TONI KROOS WOW
@lufcstats No point really. Always just assume Ipswich will get the business done.
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🗣️ Nacho: "When I was kid, I dreamed of winning a trophy as the captain, it is a dream come true, winning a league at Real Madrid is something magnificent, as captain it is even better, it makes my hairs go up to go to Cibeles to put on the scarf."
CAMPEONES!!!🤍🏆 HALA MADRID Y NADA MAS!!!
Real Madrid are champions. Sometimes the analysis is simple: they're just better. Here is how they won the league. theguardian.com/football/artic…
The Bernabeu gave Arda Guler a standing ovation when he came off. Beautiful scenes. x.com/live_event32/s…
I’m very relaxed about today. Huddersfield aren’t beating Ipswich.
Ladies and gentlemen: Falcao 🤩
Two lovely goals made and scored by these two last night
🔌 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 in #GetafeAthletic! ⚽⚽@Williaaams45 🅰🅰 @willliamsssnico #LALIGAEASPORTS
Athletic Club score the opener 🦁 Iñaki Williams' hit from outside of the box finds the net against Getafe 💫
Fun stat. Getafe has committed the most fouls of any team in Spain. They’ve also played the most kind with a man advantage. Bordalas ball, ha.
karl marx failed to consider that people are horny
🔴⚪ The Williams brothers shined against Getafe today... 🤝 🇬🇭 Inaki Williams: 2 goals 🇪🇦 Nico Williams: 2 assists
@MellyMaestro Reminds me of watching football matches during the Olympics. All nationalities sat with each other and all just having fun. Made a refreshing change! One match I had Jamaicans on one side and New Zealanders on the other! 😁
congrats @PhilKitro well deserved!
David Raya is now guaranteed to win the 2023/24 Premier League Golden Glove: ◎ 29 games ◉ 14 clean sheets He will become the first Arsenal goalkeeper to win the award since Petr Čech in 2015/16. 🧤
Inaki Williams gets his brace as he scores his 11th league goal of the season to give Athletic Club the 2-0 lead away from home against Getafe. ⚽️⚽️🇬🇭 21 year old Nico Williams now has two assists in this match. 🪄🪄🇪🇸x.com/carlosderr5798…